Forever Fat II; Still livin' life, Still eatin' bulldinkietwinkies

**3moose1** · Posted On: 4/15/2009 9:21pm

oh lord, you mentioned GKR....

sochin will be here shortly.

**M.C.** · Posted On: 4/15/2009 9:41pm

It is funny, I have tested a couple of BJJ schools (and other MA schools) and while I had my fair share of *omg WTF* moments, I never ran into that kind of ****. Even the two Gracie schools I have been to were not full of that ****. Yeah one was Henzos but the other was also OKAY, not top notch but above average that is for sure. You got to be the unluckiest guy training BJJ.

**MBG** · Posted On: 4/15/2009 10:15pm

Originally Posted by CoffeeFan

Every time you deny GJJ, Helio loses a minute of his life.

MBG was the last person to deny the ultimate in self defense

^^^ Scared the **** out of me. I thought I was gonna have to face Helio in the afterlife

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 4/15/2009 10:37pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

oh lord, you mentioned GKR....

sochin will be here shortly.

We should all be so lucky.

**1point2** · Posted On: 4/15/2009 10:40pm

That's one heaping steaming pile of jiu-jitsu blue balls you got right thar, ayup. Bummer.

**Chenz** · Posted On: 4/15/2009 10:47pm

Hey, Mr. Badguy. I just discovered Forever Fat I and spent most of an afternoon chuckling at your misdaventures. Thanks for making my day with great stuff and brilliant writing. Please keep up the good work, which puts the foibles of my school into better perspective.

P.S. Sounds like you dad rocks.

**marcusdbrutus** · Posted On: 4/16/2009 6:38am

Mr. BG, I...I feel like I KNOW you now. So much information in so little time, I...oh god, I can see FOREVER.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 4/16/2009 6:46am

Originally Posted by marcusdbrutus

Mr. BG, I...I feel like I KNOW you now. So much information in so little time, I...oh god, I can see FOREVER.

you're not going to lez out on mr. badguy are you?

**marcusdbrutus** · Posted On: 4/16/2009 6:48am

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

you're not going to lez out on mr. badguy are you?

I can't promise a thing.

**1point2** · Posted On: 4/16/2009 8:55am

Another note in the sober light of day: this kind of not-really-McDojo, non-Bullshido, but instead just low-intensity, non-sparring declawing of BJJ is possibly the most demoralizing and insidious of the negative spiral of combat arts that we sometimes see. Disappointing.