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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    I will look forward to this. Definately, I will look forward to this.

    Next time, Forever Fat, Part Three, Act Two: Bad Woman
    That's it. I'm gps tagging your car and following you to these places. I do not believe that really exist.

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    hahahahahahaha

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    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

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    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    I Ducked Out on a Gong Sau
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    When do I come into the story?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    Later I find out they're man and wife, and a fellow BJJ'er makes a joke at the thought of wedding consummations. Images of grotesque white garbage bags filled with jello oscillating to and fro fill my mind, and I no longer wish to pursue that avenue of thought.
    Now that your mind's eye is poisoned with the mental image of these two slithering hambeasts knocking buttery boots, just try and picture Mrs. Ninja McButtertroll giving birth!

    To illustrate this point, I shall now shove a Cornish game hen through this set of soiled gray drapes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    We ask no one; and our belts are severed clean, the less patches we have the more we gain, off the beaten path we reign. Rovers, wanderes, nomads fagabonds call us what you will.
    :guitar:

    (now "Fagabonds" describes them well, too)

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
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    I will look forward to this. Definately, I will look forward to this.

    Next time, Forever Fat, Part Three, Act Two: Bad Woman
    Me too. I wish there were ninjas here.

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    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
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    I demand to see these ninjas, I've not pissed myself laughing in quite some time.

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    See, this same thing goes on at our gym, simultaneous ninjer / bjj classes. We all just leave each other alone. No snide remarks, nothing

    Sometimes I wish I lived in america, where ninjer assholes apparently lurk in every dojo. We don't get no challenge matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100xobm View Post
    See, this same thing goes on at our gym, simultaneous ninjer / bjj classes. We all just leave each other alone. No snide remarks, nothing

    Sometimes I wish I lived in america, where ninjer assholes apparently lurk in every dojo. We don't get no challenge matches.

    Then start some! It's Armbar Month, a fact that everyone seems to forget on a regular basis. I take this month's dedication as free reign to armbar anybody, anytime. Yes, I may have a couple of pending assault cases, but I'm happily armbarring away. You should do the same.

    Go to the nearest pack of ninjas and armbar the **** out of the fattest one (which, as far as I can tell, is a sign of greater tenure and higher rank in their culture). When that ninjer taps, pull just a little harder to make sure he understands what's what. Then armbar the second fattest. Repeat until they are all crying.

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