Page 15 of 45 First ... 511121314151617181925 ... Last
  1. #141
    Siniq's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    the woods of eastern Europe
    Posts
    1,745
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    Oh jeez, it hasn't even been a month yet! You guys realize I'm about to catch up with current events? And I'll have NOTHING to write about after that, with the exception of the occasional zany things? You should be thanking me for prolonging this so.
    Moar mall dojo storming?
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

  2. #142
    MrBadGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Seven Seas of Rhye
    Posts
    2,899
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Actually, there is one specific entry I'm very excited to be getting closer to. It will make everyone go like "say whaaaat".

  3. #143
    indy007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Katy, TX
    Posts
    389
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Well ****. I guess if I want to get in this story, I'm going to have to actually show up for class.

  4. #144
    MrBadGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Seven Seas of Rhye
    Posts
    2,899
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I finally met you after I had been going for a few weeks. Besides, what else could a chapter called "Illumination" be about?

  5. #145

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Vista, CA
    Posts
    658
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    damn you mr bad guy, just when the urge for more stories finally starts to leave and I begin to move on, you write another story. Now I'm fiendin' for more!

  6. #146
    Robstafarian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Chesterfield, VA
    Posts
    1,822
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by karma2343 View Post
    damn you mr bad guy, just when the urge for more stories finally starts to leave and I begin to move on, you write another story. Now I'm fiendin' for more!
    So that means he should change his name to "NonfictionPimp?"

  7. #147

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Vista, CA
    Posts
    658
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Robstafarian View Post
    So that means he should change his name to "NonfictionPimp?"
    That would be exceedingly appropriate.

  8. #148
    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
    omoplatypus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    4,311
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    you mean to tell me, you found a good club with aliveness, hard sparring and MMA prep and there is no animal porn whacking, dim making, or fat greasballs teaching kata, and it's affordable?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    that's not funny, thats awesome. i don't read this for awesome i read it for funny.

    i will neg rep every story until the lulz come back even though i'm hella happy for you.
    --------

    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

  9. #149
    Snake Plissken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    11,553
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by white_kimbo View Post
    there is no animal porn whacking, dim making, or fat greasballs teaching kata?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
    What part of "MrBadGuy" trains there did you miss?

  10. #150
    3moose1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Oceanside
    Posts
    9,620
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It appears that animal porn levels are acceptable in MrBadGuy's new dojo.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

Page 15 of 45 First ... 511121314151617181925 ... Last

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO