Forever Fat II; Still livin' life, Still eatin' bulldinkietwinkies

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 5/19/2009 7:42pm

First rule of Baji Fight Club: there is no Baji Fight Club.

No really. There isn't.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 5/19/2009 10:48pm

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

this entry wasn't as funny as your others. it was actually kind of depressing.

can't wait for the next entry though!

Good. I needed to bring it down low, so I can just go WAZAAM POW! with the next one.

I don't know when the next one will BE, since I wasted away 4 hours on the UFC game in the blink of an eye.

**snowman** · Posted On: 5/19/2009 11:10pm

Back for the fat!

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 5/19/2009 11:21pm

So I'm thinking about getting Forever Fat tattooed across my upper back in olde-style script...

**3moose1** · Posted On: 5/20/2009 12:09am

I'm thinking of getting the thread title tattoed lengthwise across my penis in size 36 font,

But i think all the extra space at the end would look tacky : /

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/20/2009 12:16am

Originally Posted by 3moose1

I'm thinking of getting the thread title tattoed lengthwise across my penis in size 36 font,

But i think all the extra space at the end would look tacky : /

you know, if you take to much acid, jesus will come down and tell you that you're gay.

so, stop taking acid. it's not good for you.

**dokomoy** · Posted On: 5/20/2009 2:41am

Reading this thread(and it's predecessor) is one of the few things that makes me thankful to live where I do (San Fernando Valley). Despite not having a car I have much more access to good martial arts than MRBG will apparently have in his entire life.

**sochin101** · Posted On: 5/20/2009 3:15am

MBG, how long will it be before you just call random schools and bellow "YOU SUCK" down the phone?
It will save you a lot of heartache.

On second thoughts, it would reduce the amount of Btwinkies I get to chortle over.
Yes. You make me chortle.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/20/2009 3:36am

i suspect this girl was doing other stuff for 70 dollars an hour.
i mean for that kinda money she better be...

**JavaRonin** · Posted On: 5/20/2009 9:49am

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

His accent is very thick. I can barely understand him. He may or may not be the real deal.

"Do you teach Baji?"

"Oh, (unintelligible words), it's not that I don't like you, (unintelligible words)"

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

"Hello?"

"Hi, is this the Baji school?"

"Oh, yes. (unintelligible words) my daughter teaches. Private only. 70 dollars."

You know, looking at this again, it sounds like they thought you said something other than "Baji".