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*takes old Tolkien book out, tries to bend body around to look like all the runes on the cover, imagines trying to use this against mobile assailants, shakes head, puts book back on shelf*
Hey! Brilliant idea! Why not update this astounding system by using sequences of stances based on present-day characters? Letter-Fu. Each font could have its lineage, its own style: the blocky moves of Arial, the flow of Script, the hybrid style of Helvetia... -
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Briefly, IMO, Stav being based on the shapes of rune letters was inspired by the "runenyoga" invented by crackpot German occultists in the 1930s:

Then, sometime in the '80s, the founder of Stav had the bright idea of applying the Runenyoga postures to martial arts ...
I think your idea about using modern fonts would work at least as well as Stav or Stavit ever did.Check out the Bullshido.net Western Martial Arts Forum for all things Western, martial and arty.
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Style: sambo, stuff--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SmVo_ixO2c
This is not Stavit, but Stav. Hilarious none the less.
The "vikings" as a nation/clan/community are a fictious makeup of the 18th century btw.
"fara i vikingr" means to go on a seajourney/expedition and was used by the nordic people as a broad term applying to anything from trade to piracy and raiding (in any combination btw., like looting one city and peacefully selling the stolen goods at the next one).
Even if those guys would not look like the goofy idiots they are, claiming to know a "viking" martial art is like claiming you learned a "burning-sword" kata from the archangel michael.
Edit: The beast is still alive: http://www.stavcamp.org/home.html
and: http://www.stavinternational.orgLast edited by kwan_dao; 4/01/2009 6:38am at .
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4/01/2009 8:41am--
Stav itself is still going relatively strongly, AFAIK, although as I said, it isn't taken seriously by the wider Western MA community. We've already had a number of Stav threads, though, which is why I did a bit of digging on "Stavit" - the latter either never got off the ground, or it's gone deep underground ...
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Oh gods, I know how this would turn out.
Dilbert McGillicuddy gets the crap kicked out of him at school with the regularity of peristalsis in a herbivore. Out of concern for his development, his hippy parents sign him up to lessons at the nearest McDojo or McDojang. There, he gets a lot of the usual about "learning how not to fight" (which, frankly speaking, is an art Dil has already mastered in no uncertain terms).
When Rainbow and Crystal (aforementioned parents) are out at bongfests, Dil watches MMA and boxing on TV. He knows the **** he is learning doesn't measure up (between what's on PPV and the beatings he is continuing to receive at school, it's hard to conclude otherwise), but Dil has been raised in a household where anything like "effort" is deemed fascistic. It's a lesson he has absorbed well.
What to do?
How to become badass 'n' proud without putting in the sweat-equity?
Being an inveterate Tolkienhead (fantasy being preferable to reality), our li'l Dil googles the cool-looking letter thingies on the cover of his copy of "Hobbit", and finds "runes", "nordic mythology" and--one thing leading to another--stumbles upon the above image.
And it all comes together.
At first, he doesn't see the postures having anything to do with fighting. Then (desperation leading to conceptual leaps worthy of an ibex), Dil sees it. Sees it all. The guy in the upper-left, standing on his head, is doing a double-leg cartwheel kick, just like capoeira! "Capital-R guy", in the upper-right, is executing a devastating leg-kick, just like in MT! The guy who looks like he's bending-over, on the lower-right, is actually--yes!--going for a double-leg takedown, just like they showed on PPV last night!
Holy shitsky, mom! It's all there: double-blocks, simultaneous block-kicks, elbow attacks (the one at nine-o'clock), a simultaneous elbow-and-knee strike (three o'clock) and so on.
It's a...a complete system! All one need do is replace the fight-terms with the names of the Runes. It's mighty! It's Nordic! Dilbert McGillicuddy will now become "Drighten Thorfinn Skull-Splitter"!
Next step: Hey, one of li'l Dil's (sorry, Mighty Thorfinn's) grandparents was Danish. You just know what's coming: the runic-stances become a "family tradition", passed down, in secret, from ancient times, from generation to generation.
So what do we have?
Delusions as to martial effectiveness and completeness: check.
Claims that it was "all covered by the Runes" from the beginning: check.
Non-existent "family-secret-tradition": check.
Utter contrivance and self-delusion: duh.
Space in basement (when bongfests siphon parents from premises) to become "Haell of Traening": checkity-check.
Use allowance to buy plastic broadswords and other thematica for "Haell" (easily removed when Rainbow and Crystal return home stoned): yup.
Design website: as good as done.
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Apart from the bit about Google - Stav "went public" before the Net did - I think that's probably a very good guess.
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Bulking up Stav to make it Stavit? A few adjustments to Dil's--er, Thorfinn's résumé, and we're ready to protect Heads of State.
1) When the McGillicuddies took a vacation to the Matterhorn, our intrepid Skull-Splitter, age five, spent some time charging up and down a trail or two--some of that being chased by a dog, some of it chasing after starlings.
RÉSUMÉ: "I trained for years in the Northern wilderness, testing myself against its wildest beasts as the Aesir and Vanir looked on. The Gods...the Gods...I felt Their presence and knew my mission."
2) Our intrepid Master-of-Arms has a basketball that he holds with one hand and knocks off with the other, in the family's back-yard. Also does this in front of whatever he has that passes for friends.
RÉSUMÉ: "We've modernized--we don't just 'hit air'...not us!!! It's modern-equipment and actual CONTACT STRIKING ALL THE WAY!!!! Our skills have been featured in numerous public demonstrations."
3) He got slightly bumped, at the bus-stop, by a drunken elderly homeless individual. Using the double-handed "Fehu" strike (about five-thirty on the diagram), he pushed back at said individual who--already perpetually-off-balance--sat down with a "humpf" on the sidewalk.
RÉSUMÉ: "Using my system, I have defended myself against countless aggressors on the mean streets of the city. I don't need sports to prove the worth of my system; in fact, what I do would likely KILL a sport-competitor.
4) Showed little brother how to make somebody squeal by pulling on their ear.
RÉSUMÉ: "I am a TEACHER with a number of STUDENTS under my august guidance."
And so it goes...Last edited by Vieux Normand; 4/01/2009 11:13am at .
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