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    Lyoto Machida; His secret to success

    Undefeated after 14 fights in the career, Lyoto Machida impresses, and it’s the result of hard work. After knocking out Thiago Silva and get his chance for the title against Rashad Evans, the Brazilian revealed his secrets on the trainings to TATAME Magazine’s March issue. For those who think that good trainings happen with academies full of tough fighters, Machida goes for the opposite way.

    “My training is with my family, out Karate, and it makes it more easy. If I go out there, maybe I won’t find what I have in Belém any place in the world. I train with guys who live there”, tells Lyoto. Besides telling all his preparation routine, the undefeated fighter revealed a curious tradition in his family, a secret until then: urine therapy. Once in the day, he and his family drinks their own urine. “My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine”, revealed the fighter. Check here what else TATAME Magazine’s March issue brings to you.


    http://www.tatame.com/2009/03/22/Lyo...aled-at-TATAME


    So, apparently, he drinks his own pee pee. I mean, this just pisses me off. I've been flushing the breakfast of champions away for years. How does this phase you Pro-Machida'ers? Did the Golden Dragon break your heart by revealing his crazy pee drinking ways? Or is he so bad ass that it doesn't matter he does urine therapy with his family?

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    one of my uncle does this, I think he believed there's a health benefits behind it... and no he is not as badass as machida, he is about 5'8 and 250 lbs and not a fighter nor athletes of any kind....

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    Hey, you!

    There is another Mtripp seminar in april!

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    I won't be convinced until someone else starts drinking Machida's urine and then earns an enviable MMA record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    I won't be convinced until someone else starts drinking Machida's urine and then earns an enviable MMA record.
    I can always count on you, Rivington.

    Apparently, I have a crush on you, so this is going to have to do instead of rep.
    Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
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    As far as possible, without surrender,
    be on good terms with all persons.
    Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
    and listen to others,
    even to the dull and ignorant;
    they too have their story.

    -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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    I never understood the logic behind this.

    "My body doesnt want this waste in me... I wonder what I should do with it"

    Like, hows that work the first time? He pees in a glass, takes a big swig, and is all, "MAN THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, LET ME CONTINUE"

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    Uuugghhh....

    Oh well. Wonder if he drinks his hangover urine or if he skips that day? I would've.

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    Supposedly after you roll(the drug kind), 70% of the MDMA remains undigested in your urine.

    So i guess it depends on what the hangover is from.

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    I was more thinking of hard brown liquor and kebab hangovers. That urine wouldn't be healthy for any purpose.

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    I don't see how drinking your own urine could be healthy. Besides that just being f*cking disgusting, urine is essentially waste expelled by your body - how would it be beneficial to put it back in to your body????

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