Worst/gayest fitness products ever!

**SCInferno** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 11:43am

I don't wanna make my muscles cry. :(

**jspeedy** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 9:58pm

Originally Posted by The_Beak

This thing didn't really deserve it's own thread so I'm necroing this one.

I thought it couldn't possibly get more erotic that the shake weight but I think it just did. I do not see how anyone in the testimonials could possibly keep a straight face. At 1:30-1:47ish if you listen to the out of context audio it sounds terribly gay. -Not that there's anything wrong with that.

**BKR** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 11:41pm

Originally Posted by The_Beak

This thing didn't really deserve it's own thread so I'm necroing this one.

I'm still laughing my ass off at this...the guys in the jail are wondering if I'm having a psychotic break!

All they need to add is an up and down stroking action and it would be perfect.

**SCInferno** · Posted On: 10/02/2011 11:44pm

"Phew. I gotta switch arms."

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 10/03/2011 9:52pm

it's even better with the sound turned off

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 10/03/2011 9:58pm

So it goes from a jerking off work out to a playing with a flacid cock work out... Is anyone anywhere in the world defending this thing?

**Hexe** · Posted On: 10/03/2011 11:30pm

Originally Posted by Super8astard

So it goes from a jerking off work out to a playing with a flacid cock work out... Is anyone anywhere in the world defending this thing?

no.no.no - its not turgid then flaccid. Its like Bruce says - "be like water....or a dead invertabrate...or possibly an old mans johnson"

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 10/04/2011 12:16am

Oh man. I only watched the first few seconds, after watching the whole vid my ribs hurt. How the **** did they convince people to play those and act serious about them?