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    I don't wanna make my muscles cry. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Beak View Post
    This thing didn't really deserve it's own thread so I'm necroing this one.

    I thought it couldn't possibly get more erotic that the shake weight but I think it just did. I do not see how anyone in the testimonials could possibly keep a straight face. At 1:30-1:47ish if you listen to the out of context audio it sounds terribly gay. -Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Beak View Post
    This thing didn't really deserve it's own thread so I'm necroing this one.

    I'm still laughing my ass off at this...the guys in the jail are wondering if I'm having a psychotic break!

    All they need to add is an up and down stroking action and it would be perfect.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    "Phew. I gotta switch arms."

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    it's even better with the sound turned off
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    So it goes from a jerking off work out to a playing with a flacid cock work out... Is anyone anywhere in the world defending this thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super8astard View Post
    So it goes from a jerking off work out to a playing with a flacid cock work out... Is anyone anywhere in the world defending this thing?
    no.no.no - its not turgid then flaccid. Its like Bruce says - "be like water....or a dead invertabrate...or possibly an old mans johnson"

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    Oh man. I only watched the first few seconds, after watching the whole vid my ribs hurt. How the **** did they convince people to play those and act serious about them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Beak View Post
    This thing didn't really deserve it's own thread so I'm necroing this one.

    Very hot.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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