Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/22/2010 8:45pm

He seems to have gathered quite a bit of paraphernalia in his little cabin since the last time I stumbled across a discussion about him.

Since he is just one of many prolific vid-ninjers, I begin to wonder if anyone has taken the time to put together a listing of known Choson Ninja cultists, names, locations, etc.

...Then again, that might not be a good thing to have in the event they start appearing in newspapers as victims of the beat-down, one by one.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/22/2010 9:38pm

he has spent quite a lot on his collection. he has more than 2 or 3 carbon steel swords which cost more than i want to pay, 2 suits of 2000 dollar armor, and then a million other pieces of gear laying around. then you get into his survival gear and airsoft stuff.....

he could have bought a ***** magnet car, maybe had near a down payment on a house, no telling what all he could have done.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/22/2010 9:44pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Loobner

He seems to have gathered quite a bit of paraphernalia in his little cabin since the last time I stumbled across a discussion about him.

Since he is just one of many prolific vid-ninjers, I begin to wonder if anyone has taken the time to put together a listing of known Choson Ninja cultists, names, locations, etc.

...Then again, that might not be a good thing to have in the event they start appearing in newspapers as victims of the beat-down, one by one.

Ninjers are annoying enough to be scorned and laughed at, but not important or dangerous enough to be cataloged.

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/22/2010 11:15pm

I suppose it is not so much a matter of cataloging for potential threat mitigation as it is a matter of statistical interest.

Most larger formal martial arts organizations have ways of tracking their numbers through some form of registration process. Since the Choson-Ninja grassroots cult movement seems so pervasive and relatively consistent from one psycho Chosun nin-LARPer to the next (i.e. psychotic and threatening replies to criticism, or consistent 5-star youtube back-patting), it might be interesting information.

Meanwhile, I find it entertaining to imagine the type of life such people live. Surely their associates are aware of their fantasy episodes and massive collections of weaponry and gear. But, while I find such work entertaining to view over coffee while I read my daily dose of Bullshido posts, others apparently loathe them deeply and even find their views culturally subversive. http://www.youtube.com/user/ChosonNinjaKiller

It's their own thing to be oddballs and post vids of themselves being oddballs, I suppose. Even their trying to garner a following through 'Internet Martial Arts Instruction' seems relatively benign. If anything, the only irritating thing about them other than the bizarre knee-jerk hate-mail they dish out is the fact that those of us with legitimate martial-arts experience and study are often lumped into the same group as these people by the undiscerning masses.

"Oh, you do kendo? That's like what they do in Naruto, huh? Samurai stuff!" or "Wow, Kenjutsu, that's kinda like Chinese SCA, right?" Something that was legitimate and a source of pride suddenly becomes something we don't mention in mixed company. Irritating.

I have noted in several threads that challenges have been issued to various vid-ninjers at various times. Forgive my laziness for not searching more thoroughly, but were there ever any takers?

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/23/2010 12:06am

I think you ought to search through some of the threads (It may take you a couple days or weeks, though. It's a real clusterfuck) There's a lot of bullshit that can't be summed up in a few posts, even just the most recent ninjer troll, much less how many other ninjer trolls have come about from god knows where.

This little exchange will be culled, I hope.

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/23/2010 2:44am

Weeks of sorting would be believable. I haven't posted before this thread, but I read this forum like the daily news. It never ceases to amaze me how much variety can be found.

That said, some of the ragepost threads with over-defensive boojers and Choson vid-ninjers are utterly hilarious and should probably be printed and bound for the library of congress. The fact that humanity could reach such heights deserves a permanent record.

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/23/2010 3:09pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Loobner

Weeks of sorting would be believable. I haven't posted before this thread, but I read this forum like the daily news. It never ceases to amaze me how much variety can be found.

That said, some of the ragepost threads with over-defensive boojers and Choson vid-ninjers are utterly hilarious and should probably be printed and bound for the library of congress. The fact that humanity could reach such heights deserves a permanent record.

I believe you're right. There should a forum just for Ninjas and Ninja Gong Sau's that actually happened. I for one am now afraid. Actually using the word "Ninja" is bound to attract some. Now I'm in for a Judy Chop! Help.

**wushurichard** · Posted On: 6/23/2010 4:15pm

so this is still going on?????

you do realise jason will not stop doing what he is doign for you people dont you?

or is this going to fall on deaf ears

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/23/2010 4:32pm

Originally Posted by wushurichard

so this is still going on?????

you do realise jason will not stop doing what he is doign for you people dont you?

or is this going to fall on deaf ears

**Shamash** · Posted On: 6/23/2010 4:45pm

Originally Posted by White Kimbo

he has spent quite a lot on his collection. he has more than 2 or 3 carbon steel swords which cost more than i want to pay, 2 suits of 2000 dollar armor, and then a million other pieces of gear laying around. then you get into his survival gear and airsoft stuff.....

he could have bought a ***** magnet car, maybe had near a down payment on a house, no telling what all he could have done.

What I don't understand is why he is completely relying on his dad for his only source of firearms. Considering the thousands of dollars he has enthusiastically spent elsewhere, you would think he would have an Anschütz Target Rifle and .50 BMG by now. It makes me wonder if someone had a heart to heart talk with him about his inexperience with firearms and convinced him he should take things slow.