Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/16/2010 2:08pm

i still want to know how stork got that mountain all to himself without tourists fucking it up.

i know in wyoming there are some awesome ski areas where the locals have decided to treat any and all tourists like absolute **** unless they own a second home. even then, they don't give much more respect to them.

i wonder if it's that way in mt. hood. i would love to see stork go into a ninjer tourist kill rage.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/16/2010 2:13pm

Originally Posted by White Kimbo

i still want to know how stork got that mountain all to himself without tourists fucking it up.

i know in wyoming there are some awesome ski areas where the locals have decided to treat any and all tourists like absolute **** unless they own a second home. even then, they don't give much more respect to them.

i wonder if it's that way in mt. hood. i would love to see stork go into a ninjer tourist kill rage.

http://bigfootsightings.org/

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/16/2010 9:22pm

Hey Monkey!

Your bigfoot post helped me fit all the pieces of this puzzle together...

JASON has been posting video of himself CAMPing. And we've now met his friend, Kristle (CRYSTAL?) in a series about him paddling our on a LAKE.

Hmmm... Jason. Camp. Crystal. Lake.

Is it all a cry for help before he snaps on the next Friday the 13th?

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/16/2010 9:24pm

If you'd actually watched the original Friday the 13th, you would know it's not Jason to watch out for, but rather his mother.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/16/2010 9:27pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

If you'd actually watched the original Friday the 13th, you would know it's not Jason to watch out for, but rather his mother.

Millions and millions of dollars in sequel revenue can't be wrong...

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/16/2010 11:34pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Hey Monkey!

Your bigfoot post helped me fit all the pieces of this puzzle together...

JASON has been posting video of himself CAMPing. And we've now met his friend, Kristle (CRYSTAL?) in a series about him paddling our on a LAKE.

Hmmm... Jason. Camp. Crystal. Lake.

Is it all a cry for help before he snaps on the next Friday the 13th?

preview of stork's next rafting video.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/17/2010 12:20am

He's the one on the right in the boat and that's his girlfriend on the left in the water. Right?

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/17/2010 1:47am

wow, and i thought i was being to mean.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/17/2010 7:45am

Is it wrong to want to see a Jason Stork Friday the 13th Numa Numa video?

**Psycho Dad** · Posted On: 6/17/2010 8:00am

Video clip of the Mt. Hood Throwdown with Lebell in attendance and meeting Jason Stork for the first time...

YouTube- Squeal Like A Pig (Deliverance)