Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 9:00am

Originally Posted by eagle_craw

In a way I have total respect for the guy. I mean look at the dedication and energy he's put into this whole thing. It's pretty amazing. If he put all that energy into learning real technique the dude would be good.

I'll just sit back and enjoy the show...

This has been said before too; and it probably should be said more often.

The problem I have (I'd say, "we" but I'm not sure I want to speak for all here) is that he doesn't seek qualified instruction at all. Think how awesome he would be if he poured this energy and enthusiasm into Judo, BJJ, or Kyokushin. Or anything with some legitimacy really. He's not even into mainstream ninjutsu, but out on the fringe.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 10:05am

Originally Posted by Styygens

He's not even into mainstream ninjutsu, but out on the fringe.

you really think so? he's not doing ninja magic or anything like that, so i thought he was just a little past the booj.

**jkdbuck76** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 10:38am

Jeremiah Johnson: every man's dream.

1) All he does is hunt and fight.
2) He marries a hawt Native American woman (+) who cannot speak (++++++), hence, no nagging.

It doesn't get any better than that!

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 12:14pm

Originally Posted by jkdbuck76

Jeremiah Johnson: every man's dream.

1) All he does is hunt and fight.
2) He marries a hawt Native American woman (+) who cannot speak (++++++), hence, no nagging.

It doesn't get any better than that!

Move to a tiny Cambodian fishing village and marry a fishwife.
Or just pull a PedoSamurai/Handsome Hansel, and live out your life as a pariah (hunting and fishing lifestyle, but not by choice.)

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 3:35pm

i hope this guy starts watching jason's survival videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIPV-h7A3Xc

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 3:41pm

Originally Posted by White Kimbo

i hope this guy starts watching jason's survival videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIPV-h7A3Xc

What did I just see...

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 3:44pm

inbreeding

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 3:49pm

LMFAO

Now that guy was fucking funny. Shame Stork hasn't the same level of personality

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 3:55pm

For about 30 seconds I thought this was a comedian's idea of a joke. 10 seconds later I realized the guy really does have Downes Syndrome. Seriously, this took me by surprise.

**XXIV** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 4:31pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

For about 30 seconds I thought this was a comedian's idea of a joke. 10 seconds later I realized the guy really does have Downes Syndrome. Seriously, this took me by surprise.

Yeah.. same here. At first I thought he was going to snap out of it and start laughing but... um...