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  1. Dargentus is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    when i went through my booksamillion wicca month in high school, i carried around some crystals that had been put through a rock tumbler (bought from a kiosk in a mall) because i thought they would make me spiritually stronger than any opponent.

    they didn't work, the 18th time i got called a fag i threw away my wicca books and denied having ever been involved in it.
    I still leave milk out for the fairies so they won't break down the door and steal me away into the night.

    They haven't, so I'm sticking with what works.
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    Posted On:
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    q: what do you get when robert deniro from taxi driver, raiden from mortal combat, homer simpson, and mr. myagi all jizz in the same hooker's rectum and then raise the resulting butt baby on power rangers and sho kosugi movies?

    a: this
    YouTube- 91-A NEW AWAKENING IN MY TRAINING

    i hate to be so brutal, but that is the worst larp video in the whole history of ever.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
  3. Dargentus is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/11/2010 5:45pm


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    That is...hypnotising. Argh he has me blocked I can't post. I'm dying to ask him what he has actually awakened to...I mean what's exactly changed from all the other **** he posted before?
    If anything he's gotten worse.
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    Posted On:
    6/11/2010 5:46pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    when i went through my booksamillion wicca month in high school, i carried around some crystals that had been put through a rock tumbler (bought from a kiosk in a mall) because i thought they would make me spiritually stronger than any opponent.

    they didn't work, the 18th time i got called a fag i threw away my wicca books and denied having ever been involved in it.
    I've got two words for you: Chaos Magick.

    And now a semi-related story: I went to Catholic high school. One of my buddies thought buying a copy of Anton LeVey's Satanic Bible and then carrying it every where with him was probably the most rebellious thing he could do. (Well, to add some context, this seemed like a good idea to him while he was high on weed.)

    Anyway, he spent about a week trying to get a rise out of the teachers with his Satanic Bible. None of them took the bait. But one day he stood up in the middle of class, looked out the window, raised his hands into the air and solemnly intoned, "By the power of Satan, I bid it: snow!" (Weed may or may not have been involved with this random act.)

    The flurry started on cue. On his way out of the classroom, he dumped his copy of the Satanic Bible in the trash can.

    To tie this back into Mountainous... Unfortunately, when coincidence strikes Jason Stork, he mistakes it for progress. He hasn't had that moment in which he confronts the true nature of his fantasy.

    In another tie-in: watching that last video made me think some weed may have been involved.
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    Posted On:
    6/11/2010 5:53pm


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    Im picturing a movie where Stork wakes up to find he has been transported back to feudal Japan. He is the member of a Ninja Clan and has to go in his first mission. 10 min into the film he is killed instantly...screen fades to black and the credits roll.
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    Did he... actally put on that straw farmer's hat... or am I having an acid flashback....
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    yes???
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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    Posted On:
    6/11/2010 6:42pm


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    Maybe you're possessed by the power of Satan?
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    Posted On:
    6/11/2010 6:49pm


     Style: Kyokushin, MMA

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    AND he called me ginger ******. I mean, How did HE know? Maybe he does have Ninja powers....
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    Posted On:
    6/11/2010 7:34pm

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    The most embarrassing part about all of this is that Mountainous can do rolls better than me, mainly because I'm a chickenshit about them. However I've never seen him roll out of a throw, he just rolls for the hell of it and pops up with his little ninjer stars.

    @Dargentus: Beware, Mountainous is in league with Ashida Kim's astral spies and knows your dirty ginger nugget secrets.

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