Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 8:21am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Or going up a 60degree incline without a grappling hook.

Yeah, that stick out to me too. My cousin is seven years old and he goes up and down slopes like that like he's some kind of monkey(no offence Russkie).

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 9:32am

Originally Posted by Arskanator

Yeah, that stick out to me too. My cousin is seven years old and he goes up and down slopes like that like he's some kind of monkey(no offence Russkie).

None taken. He shall make great add to glorious nation of Monkeystan.

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 11:30am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

None taken. He shall make great add to glorious nation of Monkeystan.

*Puts on fake moustache*

Monkeystan is the greatest country in the world / All other countries are run by little girls / Monkeystan is number-one exporter of potassium / All the other countries have inferior potassium / Monkeystan is the greatest country in the world / All other countries is the home of the gays...

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 2:06pm

Ok. Just got my hands on a yugata (female kimono,) a harmonica (which I can actually play,) and a camcorder. Anyone in the Northwest Suburbs of Chicago area want to help me make a spoof?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 2:16pm

I haven't thought of a good one for Dan, but Wushu Richard can be Krav Maga Jacob.

**Shamash** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 2:36pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Ok. Just got my hands on a yugata (female kimono,) a harmonica (which I can actually play,) and a camcorder. Anyone in the Northwest Suburbs of Chicago area want to help me make a spoof?

Are you kidding me? This is the legendary mountainous we are are talking about. He won't be impressed with anything less than a red rider bb gun with a kitchen knife attached via ducktape to serve as the deadly bayonet.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 2:39pm

Confession time:
I like to get drunk and plink beer cans with my CO2 pistols. I have a small collection.
That, and a pellet rifle (which I never managed to kill anything with... ever. It did puncture a chili can from 15ft away, but I was drunk...)

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 2:43pm

Im already stacking several tins of hollow pointed, domed, and tipped pellets for my upcoming trip to Drunksconsin.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 3:35pm

Dude.. gas blowback is so much better.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 4/16/2010 3:37pm

Originally Posted by Shamash

Are you kidding me? This is the legendary mountainous we are are talking about. He won't be impressed with anything less than a red rider bb gun with a kitchen knife attached via ducktape to serve as the deadly bayonet.

Yes and don't forget to smash the fucking sights into a tree, just to prove they will break.

Apparently if it's on YouTube, it must be true.