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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member

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    Quote Originally Posted by wushurichard View Post
    what the hell is that
    the first half of broke back mt. hood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    The newest release! LARP LARP LARP
    YouTube- 151-DANBO: THE FOREST OF RETRIBUTION
    2:09 Man, Danbo has a really shitty aim.

    6:10 "Gee, somebody is shooting arrows and throwing shurikens at this tree. Should I take cover in case he decides to try and hit me? ...Nah."

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    Been lurking in this post for a while... Look like our friend Mountainous been playing Ninja Gaiden and Modern Warfare 2 for too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    Damn, there sure are some delusional bastiches out there "shadow brother". lol!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That last video was so over the top I wonder if they are purposely trolling us. I don't know if it could go any further down hill.

  7. #607

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Even in choregraphied scenarios they are extremely fucking bad at their techniques and "military simulations". And that's where they have the most time to make it look as pretty and shiny as possible! and the fucking monotones! I can't get over Dan Bowen's constant monotone!

    OH and the "shooting at the tree" moment! I've never done any military training in my entire life, but even I know that when someone's shooting stuff at me, it's a pretty cool idea to GET THE **** DOWN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    2:09 Man, Danbo has a really shitty aim.
    No wonder. He didn't even make it 20 seconds into the video without failing hard at very basic marksmanship principles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thatrugbyguy View Post
    No wonder. He didn't even make it 20 seconds into the video without failing hard at very basic marksmanship principles.
    Or going up a 60degree incline without a grappling hook.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    I can't believe how bad this is going.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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