Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

[Lu Tze]

but hearing them talk is like rusty nails across a chalk board.

Duct tape would fix that problem.

[elbines]

Thanks for that link.

I now know I need to buy one of these bad boys:

http://www.trueswords.com/achilles-t...an-p-4688.html

dude, that helmet is bitchin

[MrBadGuy]

or a pair of these bad boys

http://www.trueswords.com/blast-knuc...00-p-3338.html

Hey now, I actually own one of those. They are wicked awesome. I feel like fucking Thor, but with knuckles instead of a hammer.

Also, you'd be surprised how, just by mentioning the fact that you have stun gun knuckles, people will volunteer to get punched/zapped/thunderfisted.

[Lu Tze]

"Achilles Trojan Warrior Helmet"

Do I have to point out what's wrong with this statement?

[MrBadGuy]

The fact that it is, despite the title, not a condom?

[Gabetuno]

Achilles was a Greek. Trojans were teh ghey. Achilles eats teh ghey, and rapes teh wimminz. Not wears their helmuts.

[DKJr]

Hey now, I actually own one of those. They are wicked awesome. I feel like fucking Thor, but with knuckles instead of a hammer.

Also, you'd be surprised how, just by mentioning the fact that you have stun gun knuckles, people will volunteer to get punched/zapped/thunderfisted.

Falcon Punch?

[MrBadGuy]

You know, if you wanted, I could test them on you this coming throwdown.

I promise not to take advantage of your paralyzed supple body.

[DKJr]

You know, if you wanted, I could test them on you this coming throwdown.

I promise not to take advantage of your paralyzed supple body.

I'm hesitant to say no....:lame:

Edit: are we sure thats still on?

[Rancid Pantaloons]

I have to admit, the Naruto fan girls in my college were cute (dressing up as slutty ninjas is always a +++,) but hearing them talk is like rusty nails across a chalk board.

Shh!