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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze View Post
    Oh you bastard, you lifted me up, and then dashed my hopes all over the rocks of Mt. Hood!
    Is that ninjalarp code for something kind of ghey and mutual masturbatory?

    "Yeah baby, dash my hopes all over your Mt Hood..." :gay:

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    How the **** would I know, I'm not a ninja larper.

    You seem to have a passing familiarity with the dialect though, enough to recognize a potential euphemism at least... is there something you want to tell us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    You know, I'm starting to see Dave Humm's earlier point.

    When it was all swords and larpfest, it was cute and harmless (in the sense that you can't snipe from a tower with a sword and a pair of shuko/ashiko.)

    Now that he's doing **** that can actually kill the slower of our species, I'm starting to worry (self depricating joke. Golf clap plz.) How long before that empty beer can or styrofoam target is replaced by a bus stop full of "communists/heathens/NWO agents/pinkos" etc? (And I say this as someone with a genuine concern, because I have a pronounced commie accent, and never managed to blend perfectly as an American... it's the little things like the tucked in shirt... I will always stand out as distinctly Northern European.)

    Let's face it, it's only a matter of time before this guy is set off. Being a single chronic masturbator who's only friends live online, who can't talk to women without mentioning ninjutsu or how he would like to invite them to his secluded ninja camp, it's only a matter before he's pissed enough to kill. He's becoming more and more like Phil Elmore sans the actual level of intelligence, the one thing I give Phil plenty of credit for.

    If ninja spaz ever goes hunting... I'm more than willing to bet that guys like me will be the first to go. And by the time he comes for you, there will be no one left to speak.
    has he broken any laws in his videos yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    has he broken any laws in his videos yet?

    While he is not safely handling firearms I don't think he has broken any actual firearm laws yet. Someone needs to convince him to take the hunter's safety course as well as get him to a shooting range for additional safety instruction.

    I don't think there is a danger of him purposely shooting anyone through malice, fear, or ninja decree. I do however think it is highly possible he could shoot a hole in his roof and cause unintentional damage/bodily injury from ricochets and accidental discharge.


    If he learns to handle guns responsible, I think target shooting would be a healthier outlet than playing ninja as long as he dropped the stupid militia member fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    has he broken any laws in his videos yet?
    Oh, he gets to be a paranoid extremist and I don't?

    DEATH TO MILITIAS!!!
    Their hidden agenda is to bring about the NWO through subliminal messages hidden in Mein Kampf.

    They also control all the sausages.
    Fucking sausage controlling bastards...
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Oh, he gets to be a paranoid extremist and I don't?

    DEATH TO MILITIAS!!!
    Their hidden agenda is to bring about the NWO through subliminal messages hidden in Mein Kampf.

    They also control all the sausages.
    Fucking sausage controlling bastards...
    It's all Obama's fault, Obama is, in fact, an heir to the Dark Emperor Bagunatsu, the ultimate enemy of the Choson Ryu Nintaijutsu. In a few years, he and Obama are going to have a Duel of the fate with shurikens and wallhangers in a huge Japanese castle in the middle of a ruined Washington. That will happen after Jason is forced to escape from L.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHZ View Post
    That will happen after Jason is forced to escape from L.A.
    Is his mother kicking him out of the basement part of the script?

    Dooo eeeet.
    Dooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeet.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Is his mother kicking him out of the basement part of the script?

    Dooo eeeet.
    Dooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeet.
    I don't think that will ever happen, when he saves the world from the commies and become a worldwide hero, he'll just go back to living in her mother's basement and nobody will give a ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHZ View Post
    I don't think that will ever happen, when he saves the world from the commies and become a worldwide hero, he'll just go back to living in her mother's basement and nobody will give a ****.
    Comrade... I thinking you mean commies savink ze world from him, yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Is his mother kicking him out of the basement part of the script?

    Dooo eeeet.
    Dooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Awww... it's just too easy:

    YouTube- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Do it!

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