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    Our only hope is that one of them will fall and stab themselves in the face with one of these; a Combat Survival Necklace, for those who just don't know how to bring their ruck sack and desert camo together to make the right fashion statement.


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    Don't kick his ass. It'll spoil his dream and then we won't get to see such classic vids as a fat guy in a ninja suit, with all of his ninja gear, walking into a pond. The follow up vid to that would have been a fat guy cleaning rust off of all his cheap ninja ****.

    Instead of kicking his ass, send him a lost ninja scroll about how real ninjas would be able to stick an ice cube up a wild cat's ass. Wait for the vid of a ninja at the zoo with bag of ice.

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    Technically it's all samurai gear. Which goes further to really confuse me as to what exactly he thinks he's studying.

    Last time I checked, Ninja /= Samurai.

    Ninja:



    Samurai:



    C t3h diffrunz!?
    Last edited by Gabetuno; 3/05/2009 11:01am at .
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno View Post
    Technically it's all samurai gear. Which goes further to really confuse me as to what exactly he thinks he's studying.

    Last time I checked, Ninja /= Samurai.

    Ninja:



    Samurai:



    C t3h diffrunz!?
    Are you implying that samurai are scientologists?

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    I'm implying the Japanese are white. Ultimate Ninja vanish.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    about race. I know that this is not 100% true but fat white people seems to be over represented in ninjitsu and samurai like arts.. and If an asian man is doing ninjitsu.. he is often making money on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee View Post
    Are you implying that samurai are scientologists?
    Gawd dammit. Beat me to the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rancid Pantaloons View Post
    about race. I know that this is not 100% true but fat white people seems to be over represented in ninjitsu and samurai like arts.. and If an asian man is doing ninjitsu.. he is often making money on it.
    You forgot scrawny school kids, anime fans (which include the scrawny school kid and overweight LARPER variety.) I have to admit, the Naruto fan girls in my college were cute (dressing up as slutty ninjas is always a +++,) but hearing them talk is like rusty nails across a chalk board.

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    I didn't know Dudikoff was famous enough to be a Scientologist.

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    There are non-famous scientologists. It's just they get none of the payoff.

    Poor Mike. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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