Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**GoldenJonas** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 8:54am

Our only hope is that one of them will fall and stab themselves in the face with one of these; a Combat Survival Necklace, for those who just don't know how to bring their ruck sack and desert camo together to make the right fashion statement.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 9:05am

Don't kick his ass. It'll spoil his dream and then we won't get to see such classic vids as a fat guy in a ninja suit, with all of his ninja gear, walking into a pond. The follow up vid to that would have been a fat guy cleaning rust off of all his cheap ninja ****.

Instead of kicking his ass, send him a lost ninja scroll about how real ninjas would be able to stick an ice cube up a wild cat's ass. Wait for the vid of a ninja at the zoo with bag of ice.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 9:58am

Technically it's all samurai gear. Which goes further to really confuse me as to what exactly he thinks he's studying.

Last time I checked, Ninja /= Samurai.

Ninja:

Samurai:

C t3h diffrunz!?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 10:14am

Originally Posted by Gabetuno

Technically it's all samurai gear. Which goes further to really confuse me as to what exactly he thinks he's studying.

Last time I checked, Ninja /= Samurai.

Ninja:

Samurai:

C t3h diffrunz!?

Are you implying that samurai are scientologists?

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 10:19am

I'm implying the Japanese are white. Ultimate Ninja vanish.

**Rancid Pantaloons** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 10:36am

about race. I know that this is not 100% true but fat white people seems to be over represented in ninjitsu and samurai like arts.. and If an asian man is doing ninjitsu.. he is often making money on it.

**7thSamurai** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 10:41am

Originally Posted by Humanzee

Are you implying that samurai are scientologists?

Gawd dammit. Beat me to the joke.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 10:54am

Originally Posted by Rancid Pantaloons

about race. I know that this is not 100% true but fat white people seems to be over represented in ninjitsu and samurai like arts.. and If an asian man is doing ninjitsu.. he is often making money on it.

You forgot scrawny school kids, anime fans (which include the scrawny school kid and overweight LARPER variety.) I have to admit, the Naruto fan girls in my college were cute (dressing up as slutty ninjas is always a +++,) but hearing them talk is like rusty nails across a chalk board.