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  1. omoplatypus is offline
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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full...

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    i had a ninja fort in my back yard, i had sho kosugi movies on VHS, i had checked out every single martial arts book from the local library, i had a home made ninja mask, i even had 2 real deal ninja stars.

    then i started taking TKD and gave up being a ninja. instead i did TKD, played D&D, and hung out with people that agreed that samurai were the real bad asses and ninjas were just for movies.

    then i still did TKD but joined the wrestling team as well. later i took up BJJ. now i only hung out with guys that agreed that "while striking has it's place, royce gracie has proven that you ain't **** unless you can tap a ************ out."

    the point is, it's ok to larp. i STILL larp. i play judo in a club that takes all the pomp and circumstance seriously. i go to MMA classes once a week and pretend to be kimbo slice or that fat guy with a BJJ black belt that beat up kimbo slice.

    but jesus titty fucking christ, get over yourself and actually ACCOMPLISH something with your life, don't just pretend to be an ancient warrior and prepare for race wars.

    here is a good litmus test for figuring out if you are wasting your life. ask yourself this one question.

    can i discuss the activities i have participated in for the last month with an attractive woman, and still hope to get some *****? if the answer is no, you are wasting your life.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
  2. omoplatypus is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba_The_SHY View Post
    Heeeeeeeelllll NO.
    shut up liar, we all **** our pants as babies, we all jacked off our mom's victoria's secret catalogs when we were 12, and each and every one of us here fucking pretended to be a goddamn ninjer at least once!
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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     Style: BJJ, mma

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    When I was like 8 my friend and I sparred and pretended we were ninja/soldiers/mercs/whatever was badass and basically just beat each other up in the backyard.

    Although I did do an armbar at that time on him a lot because I saw Jun Kazama do it in Tekken 2.

    Video games saved me from larptitude?
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    Posted On:
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    I wonder how long he boiled the water he dipped from the river for his ramen and tea? Maybe there is a meth lab upstream
    YouTube- 145-WOODLAND SURVIVAL SKILLS: ARCHERY, FIRE STARTING, CAMP COOKING, AND RIFLE TRAINING. PART 2 of 2
  6. Lu Tze is offline

    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    Posted On:
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    This dickhead thinks he's Ray Mears now?
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    Hmmm... Would this suffice?

    YouTube- Bigfoot attacks!

    No?

    Try this link then: http://io9.com/5449682/this-is-what-...-on-sasquatch-[nsfw]

    Still not close enough?

    http://io9.com/5489776/honestly-the-...ime-maybe-nsfw

    Best I can do. Enjoy.
    Not trying hard enough!

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  8. Sri Hanuman is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    we all jacked off our mom's victoria's secret catalogs when we were 12,
    Incorrect, my little matzah-ball.

    When I was young Lenin-scout, we have no Victoria Secret. We had Comrade Stallin's Secret. And that was full of sexy pikchur of cold-war era arnaments, tanks, and fold ups of weapon-grade uranium.

    The offing of the jack was thoroughly supervised by the factory overseer, whose strict policy guidelines identified the appropriate off-jacking pages as p.34 (a T-55AD with "Drozd" APS,) p.37 (the T-90 "shtora" a.k.a. curtain,) p.50 (close-up shots of the good Comrade Stallin in swim suit as he wash tank,) and p.55 which is too ungodly for even Lebell to mention.

    and each and every one of us here fucking pretended to be a goddamn ninjer at least once!
    I still havink ninja mask in closet. Just in case.

    Booyakasha.
    Last edited by Sri Hanuman; 3/24/2010 7:43am at .
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze View Post
    This dickhead thinks he's Ray Mears now?
    No because Ray knows how NOT to attract bears and I hardly think that bb will protect his damn omelet.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
  10. tideliar is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/24/2010 1:35pm


     Style: Muay Thai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siniq View Post
    No because Ray knows how NOT to attract bears and I hardly think that bb will protect his damn omelet.
    I was thinking that too! I hope the bears are still sleepin while you make ramen fucking noodles in the boonies with a fucking BB gun for safety...

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