i had a ninja fort in my back yard, i had sho kosugi movies on VHS, i had checked out every single martial arts book from the local library, i had a home made ninja mask, i even had 2 real deal ninja stars.
then i started taking TKD and gave up being a ninja. instead i did TKD, played D&D, and hung out with people that agreed that samurai were the real bad asses and ninjas were just for movies.
then i still did TKD but joined the wrestling team as well. later i took up BJJ. now i only hung out with guys that agreed that "while striking has it's place, royce gracie has proven that you ain't **** unless you can tap a ************ out."
the point is, it's ok to larp. i STILL larp. i play judo in a club that takes all the pomp and circumstance seriously. i go to MMA classes once a week and pretend to be kimbo slice or that fat guy with a BJJ black belt that beat up kimbo slice.
but jesus titty fucking christ, get over yourself and actually ACCOMPLISH something with your life, don't just pretend to be an ancient warrior and prepare for race wars.
here is a good litmus test for figuring out if you are wasting your life. ask yourself this one question.
can i discuss the activities i have participated in for the last month with an attractive woman, and still hope to get some *****? if the answer is no, you are wasting your life.
shut up liar, we all **** our pants as babies, we all jacked off our mom's victoria's secret catalogs when we were 12, and each and every one of us here fucking pretended to be a goddamn ninjer at least once!
Originally Posted by Bubba_The_SHY
When I was like 8 my friend and I sparred and pretended we were ninja/soldiers/mercs/whatever was badass and basically just beat each other up in the backyard.
Although I did do an armbar at that time on him a lot because I saw Jun Kazama do it in Tekken 2.
Video games saved me from larptitude?
I wonder how long he boiled the water he dipped from the river for his ramen and tea? Maybe there is a meth lab upstream
YouTube- 145-WOODLAND SURVIVAL SKILLS: ARCHERY, FIRE STARTING, CAMP COOKING, AND RIFLE TRAINING. PART 2 of 2
This dickhead thinks he's Ray Mears now?
Not trying hard enough!
Originally Posted by Styygens
Last edited by maofas; 3/24/2010 1:53am at .
Incorrect, my little matzah-ball.
Originally Posted by White Kimbo
When I was young Lenin-scout, we have no Victoria Secret. We had Comrade Stallin's Secret. And that was full of sexy pikchur of cold-war era arnaments, tanks, and fold ups of weapon-grade uranium.
The offing of the jack was thoroughly supervised by the factory overseer, whose strict policy guidelines identified the appropriate off-jacking pages as p.34 (a T-55AD with "Drozd" APS,) p.37 (the T-90 "shtora" a.k.a. curtain,) p.50 (close-up shots of the good Comrade Stallin in swim suit as he wash tank,) and p.55 which is too ungodly for even Lebell to mention.
I still havink ninja mask in closet. Just in case.
and each and every one of us here fucking pretended to be a goddamn ninjer at least once!
Last edited by Sri Hanuman; 3/24/2010 7:43am at .
Kama Sutra blue belt.
Originally Posted by Emevas
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
No because Ray knows how NOT to attract bears and I hardly think that bb will protect his damn omelet.
Originally Posted by Lu Tze
Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
I was thinking that too! I hope the bears are still sleepin while you make ramen fucking noodles in the boonies with a fucking BB gun for safety...
Originally Posted by Siniq
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO