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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    That **** is straight from an Ashida Kim book. I remember it well. I used to do that **** in high school. It ended before college. I guess some never grow out of it.
    I missed the ninjer movement in my youth. I did however have a ninja suit complete with my authentic $120 mall samurai sword for 2 halloweens. Laser sharpened for all the ninth graders! But I was even more of a failure than a real ninjer because I never studied any of it! Posing as a poser.

    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Sorry - I might have to disappoint you. I was somewhat exaggerating for the purposes of channelling 'that guy' and his Travis Bickle/Turner Diaries-esque worldview...

    Though I do agree that there is a lot wrong with the society in which I live, FWIW.
    Yeah, my sarcasto-meter found the context that you were projecting.

    I still love the "decadent, liberal, ineffective" part. It just rang so close to home, here at least. For many terms now.

    The redneckery in the anti Obama fare is a shame. Racists make it so hard for regular folk to simply dislike the man's policies without being labeled racist as well!

    Fat, thirty something ninjers should not be roof climbing. Its a liability issue with the United Ninjer Association. Even if he is 'hard fat'.

    BTW, does the tinfoil have to go on my head or can I just line under my roof deck like a radiant barrier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nwp View Post
    BTW, does the tinfoil have to go on my head or can I just line under my roof deck like a radiant barrier?
    Living under the roof deck won't stop the line-of-sight, directed energy thought control beams... So, I'm afraid it's tin foil hats, and don't forget to line your clothing with it too! :5hypnodis

    I have lots of tips like this. If you only knew the wackos I've dealt with while performing "excellent customer service" over the years...

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    A Faraday cage really only works if it completely encloses a space with no breaks. If you really want to block those government mind control rays, you've got to wrap yourself head to toe, mummy style.

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    **** is about to get real

    We turn gay, or we die

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    That could be epic. But I don't think he'll bite. Especially not with the retarded link back to here.

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    No fuckin way he'll reply, other than to call you a towel-head commie fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackFox View Post
    No fuckin way he'll reply, other than to call you a towel-head commie fag.
    This. He doesn't like situations in which he cannot exercise 'reality control'. It's too much of a threat to the fragile public image that he's constructed for himself and his sense of self-worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    Living under the roof deck won't stop the line-of-sight, directed energy thought control beams... So, I'm afraid it's tin foil hats, and don't forget to line your clothing with it too! :5hypnodis
    Man, I dont know if I can afford a tinfoil suit right now!

    Quote Originally Posted by CrackFox View Post
    A Faraday cage really only works if it completely encloses a space with no breaks. If you really want to block those government mind control rays, you've got to wrap yourself head to toe, mummy style.
    Oh man, I know I can't afford a one piece tinfoil suit with skull cap and all!
    I hate fighting off teh mind control. I am no Prof. Xavier!

    Hilarious..when was the first time I heard of a Faraday Cage out of the movies? Wasnt it Lawnmower Man or something? LOL.

    Completely off topic. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    This. He doesn't like situations in which he cannot exercise 'reality control'. It's too much of a threat to the fragile public image that he's constructed for himself and his sense of self-worth.
    I've toyed with the idea in my mind to troll him, posing as a slightly overweight junior high kid who is picked on at school, and is seeking guidance, advice and possibly martial arts training (strictly online, correspondence based training of course), from the ninja master Mountainious.

    Imagine the conversations that could occur between Mounatinious and his e-disciple, who is basically a younger version of himself. Just imagine.

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