Thread: Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness
3/20/2010 8:51pm, #381
I understand that ninjas have to modernize but did he say he trains in mace AND filling eggs...with blinding powder???? Really...who has time to fill eggs the ancient way?
What the hell?...Did somebody actually say "its shred time"? Really...thats so...eighties! not even nineties!
As a former (modestly) sponsored competitive snowboarder, nobody, I mean NOBODY says "shred" unless in jest, or talking to your kids...in jest.
That would be like saying "Lets go jujitsu together"!
Lame lame lame.
3/20/2010 8:51pm, #382
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- In my moms basement
3/20/2010 9:06pm, #383
YouTube- Bigfoot attacks!
Try this link then: http://io9.com/5449682/this-is-what-...-on-sasquatch-[nsfw]
Still not close enough?
Best I can do. Enjoy.
3/20/2010 9:08pm, #384
Perhaps I should make a video and dedicate it to Stork, my primary is the L115 A1 .338 long range rifle. Next time I have the opportunity to take some pictures I'll put something together.
Dave"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".
3/20/2010 9:09pm, #385
He's re-enforcing his paranoia with all these little 'scenarios' he's concocted in his head. If not going apeshit against our sick, decadent, liberal, multi-racial society and the Zionist Occupation Government and it's ineffective mugger-drug-dealer-and-paedophile-loving police force and justice system - with guns or edged weapons, at the very least, he's going to get himself into a situation where he uses 'pre-emptive violence in self-defence' because some poor bastard looked at him the wrong way or allegedly said something about him.
3/20/2010 9:18pm, #386
Maybe not the police here but certainly the justice system!
L.M.- you are my new friend!
And yes, Ralphie "blind you with my eggs" will breakdown into a post office caliber disaster someday! Probably after MTripp gets down here and rearranges this guys internal personal image!
3/20/2010 9:21pm, #387
At one point I thought we should get a collection together to ship him a copy of the Warhammer 40K rulebook and a starter set of miniatures and paints... At least it might get him out of his bedroom/dojo and interacting with real people. But he's obviously a lost cause if he's waiting to find out if the roving gangs from the cities of the DHS/IRS black helicopters get to his sanctuary first.
3/20/2010 9:24pm, #388
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