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    the mexicans are coming!


    THE MEXICANS ARE COMING!!!!



    To rape our women, and pillage our loot! and one farmer boy with a big sword can't fight them all off on his ownl, I'll need some chums, maybe another 6, with guns, to fight off the bandits!

    And Ralphie is coming to shoot my eye out! WOOP!

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    As horrible as it is to say, this guy will probably shoot himself or more unfortunately someone else without providence.

    Stork is a moron with little social skill, I get that he would be interested in nature and living out doors, I get that he's interested in Koryu and I also get that he has a keen interest in firearms - none of those things are particularly alien hobbies but that's exactly what they are HOBBIES but, when these people cross the line, and that line shifts from person to person - it becomes evident those like Stork really REALLY need help - Letting them own a "real battle rifle" isn't the way to do that.

    I pitty Stork.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

  3. #373
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    2. Whose ass is that in the avatar? I need to download that for further scientific studies.
    Unfortunately her identity and her dental floss preferences remain a mystery.

  4. #374
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    Unfortunately her identity and her dental floss preferences remain a mystery.
    Damn your cold hearted heart.
    (that pink butt floss...er... ahem... bikini... looks like spearmint?)
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    Unfortunately her identity and her dental floss preferences remain a mystery.
    I think her dental floss preferences are plain to see actually, she prefers to wear it.

    Edit: Similar minds think alike.

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    Why can't some big foot come along and anal rape this dipshit.Now that would be quality youtube film of "ninjer' escape techniques.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evol1349 View Post
    Why can't some big foot come along and anal rape this dipshit.Now that would be quality youtube film of "ninjer' escape techniques.
    Watching him keep trying to invite people from youtube to come and train with him in person is akin to watching a guy in a trench coat convincing some kids to get into his van.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    :wave::wave:http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=pWaV77OB_VM
    These guys will shoot their eye out!

    Ralph Severe is a dipshit and should not feel good about making a puppet out of Mountainous. Two fat asses that think they have surival and military skills.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Holy turtle rape, Batman!!!
    This is the response I got from the soke.



    This has not been edited in any way shape or form.
    This was what I found in my in box.
    I could not make this **** up even if I spent 3 days with a bottle of bathtub vodka laced with absinthe, peote, and lighter fluid.

    This man warrants a National Geographics documentary, as well as his own branch at the psych ward.

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    Who would be responsible for firearms certification in Mt Hood ?

    I can't help the feeling that we have some form of obligation, even if that's purely a moral obligation to direct such an authority to Stork's Youtube account.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Stiglitz View Post
    Who would be responsible for firearms certification in Mt Hood ?

    I can't help the feeling that we have some form of obligation, even if that's purely a moral obligation to direct such an authority to Stork's Youtube account.
    Would be a good idea.
    But would it help?
    He'd just get into more redneck shenanegans.
    He's already done with his ninja fad. Now he's an Iraqi Republican Guard.
    You take that away, all he's left with is burning crosses and white sheets.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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