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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I don't know what's sadder.

    This: (someone trying to put a war torn world into perspective without first having a firm grasp on reality, or the fact that he makes his action figure battle thing public.)



    Or this: (the fact that he actually touched a female, or the fact that a female actually let him touch her. Damn hick mountain towns... Unclean... unclean...)



    This may in fact be the first recorded ninja to not be a virgin. Surely that earns him some kind of award. The I Wasn't a Total Lose Before I Became A Ninja honorable mention at the very least.

    Damn, I'll say it again. Don't be a douche, and get raised in a mountain town. You'll be sorry.
    Gorram it! That does it.

    I'm selling my action figures and airsoft collection. Any takers?

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    Holy ****!!!
    He finally lost it. Now he looks like a cross between a lonely mountain hermit, that "make you squeal like a pig" hick from Deliverance, and an Iraqi National Guard.

    In my wildest dreams I never thought he'd go down that route. I always assumed he'd go out in a crowded mall, decked out in Samurai armor, slashing his $40 sword at the people by the frogut stall before getting gunned down bythe SWAT. Now he's going to stockpile expensive BB guns and pellet rifles, and insist on military experience.

    See people? This is what happens when you think you're a ninja.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    OMfuckingG...
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    I don't think I could make something that funny or bizarre if I tried. Like all of his stuff I find it equally funny and disturbing. Just... wow...

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    Watched the first one. Don't know if I should be wasting another 10 minutes of my life on this guy. Though I probably will.

    Dude just *needs* to have an axe with a concealed knife in the handle, doesn't he?

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    So just like that he's not a ninjer anymore? WTF man I thought you were a shinobi for life. You can't just ditch it like that. You of all people should know it takes decades of dedication to master. I don't know what to believe anymore :sad11:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    So just like that he's not a ninjer anymore? WTF man I thought you were a shinobi for life. You can't just ditch it like that. You of all people should know it takes decades of dedication to master. I don't know what to believe anymore :sad11:
    There's no time to play any more when your home and family(tm) is under direct threat from UN soldiers in their black helicopters - and illegal immigrants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    There's no time to play any more when your home and family(tm) is under direct threat from UN soldiers in their black helicopters - and illegal immigrants.
    All orders are from the supreme commander Ralph Severe.
    OBEY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    So just like that he's not a ninjer anymore? WTF man I thought you were a shinobi for life. You can't just ditch it like that. You of all people should know it takes decades of dedication to master. I don't know what to believe anymore :sad11:
    I'm going to leave a very disappointed message on his youtube video, expressing my sense of loss at his ninja>Iraqi conversion. More to come.
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