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    No.. Swords, although if someone could find that video of that other ninja fuckwit and his disabled mate who did a lightsabre fight, what would make my day
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

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    OMFG I just woke the wife up laughing

    MADE MY FUCKING DAY !!
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

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    Why do Larpers always have those funny dirty mustaches? No matter what generation of midevil to ninja larpers, they always have those dark dirt smudges.

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    Now thats quality larping at its finest, Jason take notes..I wounder if Ashida gave him the super secret ninjer handshake at the end. Or at least nice bump in tickle.

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    Dan Bowen subscribed to my Youtube account and he constantly sends me videos of bullshit and always ask me to record Martial Arts videos for his "Martial Family"

    I think he do not understand that I'm not a Ninja Larper...

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    I remember Bowen from when I visited MAP. Didn't his wife leave him because of this mental obsession with being a fucking ninjer?

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    ...wait does porno moustache dude have fucking cerebral palsy or something!? I thought Hugo Stiglitz was just using "disabled" as a pejorative. I didn't know there were secret clans of ninjers who couldn't fucking walk or hold "swords" correctly. Exactly what MA caters to that?

    Did Ashida Kim have to prop him up against a wall before attacking him? Seriously!?
    Last edited by tideliar; 3/16/2010 8:45am at . Reason: oh spelling, spelling, spelling...you dirty flamboyant whore

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    I don't know what's sadder.

    This: (someone trying to put a war torn world into perspective without first having a firm grasp on reality, or the fact that he makes his action figure battle thing public.)

    Daniel Bowen does both—with a passion. Bowen, 31, has nearly 300 action figures out and about, suspended in fighting stances in his Citrus Heights apartment. A few times a month, he takes them from their shelves to fight each other as part of his ongoing battle between the good guys and the baddies, led by his biggest figure, a 10-inch tall Darth Maul. Bowen, who is studying to be a personal trainer, plays with the figures to analyze life, to put the war-torn real world in perspective.
    Or this: (the fact that he actually touched a female, or the fact that a female actually let him touch her. Damn hick mountain towns... Unclean... unclean...)

    Quote Originally Posted by tideliar View Post
    Didn't his wife leave him because of this mental obsession with being a fucking ninjer?
    This may in fact be the first recorded ninja to not be a virgin. Surely that earns him some kind of award. The I Wasn't a Total Lose Before I Became A Ninja honorable mention at the very least.

    Damn, I'll say it again. Don't be a douche, and get raised in a mountain town. You'll be sorry.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Lately I've been watching what he puts down as his "favorites", it shows what he is into this week: http://www.youtube.com/mountainous

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