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    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    That was only slightly less painful to watch than this

    YouTube- 138-SOLO FOCUS MITTS DRILLS PART 1
    Ooooh, Scarface soundtrack.

    Nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    Fat **** doesn't even know how to change levels for body shots, those are still haymakers instead of proper hooks, and still just uses his arms for punching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
    Fat **** doesn't even know how to change levels for body shots, and still just uses his arms for punching.
    Don't try giving him tips, hell tell you he is working with his Sensei and he won't listen to you, if he feels like it he will also pm you some very racist and extrememly homophobic remarks.

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    Ah yes, focus drills at the Mountainous Dojo (ie dicking about in Storks bedroom).

    They worked the same combo over and over and over, like a dance. Even the slightest variation would sail straight through that guard.

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    You know, I've seen an awful lot of **** in my life already, but this... I mean, there are not enough pics of Tommy Lee Jones reading a newspaper or cats staring at my camera to express what I am feeling right now.

    It's like sex with a pinata made of broken glass.

    YouTube- WUSHURICHARD LETS GET DOWN

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member

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    6:49, like a shirukin up your ass.

    omg. i thought he couldn't embarrass himself any worse that he already has.

    i just want to put him out of his misery, like old yeller. i'm in pain for him.

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    Why in the name of everliving **** would someone do this to themselves? Do he not realise that EVERYONE can see this and not just the one person he is flirting with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tideliar View Post
    Why in the name of everliving **** would someone do this to themselves? Do he not realise that EVERYONE can see this and not just the one person he is flirting with?
    The only way I can answer this, is to point you to this parable:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/

    Lars and the Real Girl- a movie about a delusional fuckwit who dates a doll because he has a mental short circuit (poor lonely ****) and thinks she's real.

    So too, Master Storkworth seems to be under the illusion that ninjas, womens, and interwebs audiences adore him.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member

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    that hat looks like a dog dick

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