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    He most likely smells, really badly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    His BMX stuff is cool though, at least you don't have to dress up like a tool to ride a bike. It is still funny how no one is around watching him or hanging out with him.
    YouTube- MOUNTAINOUS BMX FLATLAND OLD SCHOOL STYLE
    wow, he's not bad. especially considering the fact that he's a fucking fat ass.

    to bad he wont drop the ninja **** and go to a real gym to train (http://www.tqfc.com/ it's in his area). between real training and his BMX riding, he might make some actuall friends.

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    I would love to see the BMX **** in samurai armor.

    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    to bad he wont drop the ninja **** and go to a real gym to train (http://www.tqfc.com/ it's in his area). between real training and his BMX riding, he might make some actuall friends.
    The day that happens is the day Ashida Kim and Frank Dux get sex changes, and join up with Christa Jacobson in setting a new Ninja trend.
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    OK well, credit where it's due.

    I have to give Stork props for his BMX abilities, I can imaging from just that clip that when he was serious about his bike skills, he'd have been pretty damn awesome.

    I spent about 7 years in competitive cross country mountain biking riding cannondale for a local bike store, the pinnacle of my riding was competing in the UCI world cup in the amateur class when the stages were held in the UK. So, I have a great deal of respect for people who have ability on two wheels.

    It's just a crying shame that Stork doesn't channel is martial abilities into something far less shitty than being a fucking ninja and dressing in yoyori.

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    If he had only done that wearing ninja garb and swinging chucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgace View Post
    If he had only done that wearing ninja garb and swinging chucks.
    He already did that snowboarding, did you not see that one?

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    Yeah..I'm looking for a trifecta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgace View Post
    Yeah..I'm looking for a trifecta.
    I'm sure if someone asked him nicely on his page he'd do it, it appears he wants to show off to anyone that watches.

    But I agree, do a search for his BMX stuff and it is real good, his make-believe life is what is scary, especially since he's gone from swords to guns. Where does it stop?

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    To paraphrase the deeper message behind pretty much every Mountainous video:

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    My sheer awesomeness has made me so lonely... will somebody please go to the woods with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    ..//..his make-believe life is what is scary, especially since he's gone from swords to guns. Where does it stop?
    When he ends up being a prison bitch no doubt. I'm sure his chunky butt would make him a popular individual in some quarters of the Pen0r system
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