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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy View Post
    I bet he dresses the RealDoll up in his ninja gear.
    Either that or he dresses himself up as a blow-up doll in ninja gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Either that or he dresses himself up as a blow-up doll in ninja gear.
    No no no, he dresses himself like this:
    And the doll up like this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Is anybody surprised that homeboy has real dolls? The dude has some serious hadicaps in the whole "get a girlfriend" game.

    He's not the best looking guy. That means he's only got personality and lifestyle to go on. (Guess where this is going...)

    He's socially mal-adjusted, prone to fits and bizarely racist, so he can't win on charisma. (Strike two).

    He's a grown man who lives at home and decorates his room like a thirteen year old boy with too much money and not enough sense. That is pretty much the polar opposite of what most women are looking for in a mate.

    He's got a chance with the extreme sports thing, but the above issues pretty much ensure that women will still pass him by. (Because competition for them is fierce and they have high standards. There will always be more attractive options than Jason out there for most ladies.)

    The end result of this, while potentially comical is really kind of sad.

    That's one lonely insecure guy right there! What an awful set of handicaps for any man to live with. I can't blame him for having a plastic GF. He's still a man. He still needs love and validation. He's just tragically disadvantaged in that department and having been equaly isolated from society at times, I can sympathise with him.

    I wan't to talk ****, but I kind of feel bad for the guy.
    The problem with feeling bad for him about most of those things is that, well, they're really his choices. I mean, the dude lives at a ski resort year round. If he hung up the Ninja stuff, the wilderness survival stuff, bought some phish records and spent the money he blows on KISS memorabilia on weed he could get more ass than a toilet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zod View Post
    The problem with feeling bad for him about most of those things is that, well, they're really his choices. I mean, the dude lives at a ski resort year round. If he hung up the Ninja stuff, the wilderness survival stuff, bought some phish records and spent the money he blows on KISS memorabilia on weed he could get more ass than a toilet seat.
    Yep. I agree with Machete to an extent, but the ************ puts this **** on Youtube himself.

    It's not like someone accidentally spotted the blow up doll in the background of a twirling nunchucks video.
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    oh gawd

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    Watching that, all I can think is 'consuming those quantities of MSG would give me seizures' and 'that is pretty sad'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy View Post
    I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    oh gawd
    Blegh!!!! The relish of their gluttonous binge is practically sexual. Is this a thing now? Is stuffing yourself to near-paralysis something to flaunt?

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    I didn't think there was any more entertainment value to be had in this thread...

    ...Great Odin's Beard, was I wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    I didn't think there was any more entertainment value to be had in this thread...

    ...Great Odin's Beard, was I wrong!
    How come you haven't introduced my to Rina Takeda yet?

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