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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
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    Hahahahah!!! Wrong gender, you bad boy! ;)

  2. #2372

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    jesus. fucking. christ.

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    Even with the realdoll and ninja gear I think all the Kiss stuff is still the lamest. They suck!

  4. #2374

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Why would anyone train with someone like that?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

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    I think it's time for Stork's basement to be checked for missing teenagers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Is anybody surprised that homeboy has real dolls? The dude has some serious hadicaps in the whole "get a girlfriend" game.

    He's not the best looking guy. That means he's only got personality and lifestyle to go on. (Guess where this is going...)

    He's socially mal-adjusted, prone to fits and bizarely racist, so he can't win on charisma. (Strike two).

    He's a grown man who lives at home and decorates his room like a thirteen year old boy with too much money and not enough sense. That is pretty much the polar opposite of what most women are looking for in a mate.

    He's got a chance with the extreme sports thing, but the above issues pretty much ensure that women will still pass him by. (Because competition for them is fierce and they have high standards. There will always be more attractive options than Jason out there for most ladies.)

    The end result of this, while potentially comical is really kind of sad.

    That's one lonely insecure guy right there! What an awful set of handicaps for any man to live with. I can't blame him for having a plastic GF. He's still a man. He still needs love and validation. He's just tragically disadvantaged in that department and having been equaly isolated from society at times, I can sympathise with him.

    I wan't to talk ****, but I kind of feel bad for the guy.
    Last edited by Mr. Machette; 5/09/2013 5:28pm at .

  8. #2378
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    I wan't to talk ****, but I kind of feel bad for the guy.
    Meh, he seems pretty happy with his Ninja Turtle lifestyle.

  9. #2379

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    His answer tells it all, and I hope he gets that discovery channel show:
    yes I have a doll. no I don’t go to parties with others who have dolls. I don’t know anyone else who has one. yes you all know lars and the real girl the movie. yes I have a doll. I don’t care who knows. all my friends know. my family knows. my co workers know.. yes I love life size female dolls. Jason stork loves, loves dolls. yes discovery channel contacted me also about possibly doing a tv show about me and my doll. wouldn’t that be a hoot.

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    I bet he dresses the RealDoll up in his ninja gear.

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