Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**GhostHammer** · Posted On: 12/04/2011 9:26pm

WOW hahaha

**Styygens** · Posted On: 12/05/2011 7:30pm

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

He made his own kata cut.

Come on... He's trolling us now.

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 12/06/2011 12:00am

The rail jam part is cool, too bad the introduction is foolish.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 12/07/2011 1:54pm

the sad part is, he's probably 20 years older than those kids.

awkward ninja is awkward.

**CharlieWoopAss2** · Posted On: 12/08/2011 3:14pm

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

He made his own kata cut.

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

The rail jam part is cool, too bad the introduction is foolish.

Two questions. 1. He actually knows that many people(all 6 of them). 2. Does he "train/teach" anyone at his so called dojo.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 12/08/2011 7:51pm

Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2

Two questions. 1. He actually knows that many people(all 6 of them). 2. Does he "train/teach" anyone at his so called dojo.

1. associates, yes. friends, no.

2. depends on how much kush they smoked that day.

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 12/21/2011 10:04pm

He seems a little depressed at the beginning.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 1/04/2012 9:43pm

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 1/05/2012 1:04am

Originally Posted by omoplatypus

my dearest rock ape. have i ever told you how handsome you are? and look at those military awards on your chest! wow, you must be the best soldier in the history of europe.

could you find it in your heart, pretty please, with shmaltz on top, to please tell me exactly how much this sword kata sucks donkey turds through a garden hose?

i ask you because you're the only person i trust for japanese sword stuff on this site, and i know as much about swords as i do about finding good spotted dick.

Yes, it sucks balls in so many ways I can't begin to explain, indeed trying would be an exercise in futility and an entire waste of my life.

But... Ask yourself one simple question.. How many cuts are involved in that fuckfest vs. how much he moves off the same line of his imaginary opponent?

Also fucking laughed outloud at the chiburi (blood shake) when he thrusts the blade downwards. Looking forward to seeing his leading foot in plaster after he's impaled himself on the boshi/monouchi of his sword.

Fucking dumbass has absolutely no idea what the **** he's doing.