Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**Styygens** · Posted On: 3/03/2010 8:29pm

The flute video took it to a whole other level for me. Why that did it, I don't know.

Maybe his total absorbtion in ransacking a foreign culture did it.

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 3/03/2010 8:34pm

Just saw this on his main page, get ready for another video that may or may not happen to talk about a campout with new people that may or may not be there.
Wow, I know when I want to go camping I just pick up the phone and give my friends a call. Heck, I can even find girls to go with. This guy has to post **** on youtube to find camping friends. HAHAHA

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everyone stay tuned. cause in future videos i will be talking about a possible seminar where you can come train with me and dan bowen of sacred fire dojo danbowentv. also shinobimystic might come here as well. rctrue possibly. ralph severe my sensei might be teaching here at the seminar. if not we might just have a few friends get together for a few days this summer and camp and train and explore mt hood and visit amazing locations in the forest. maybe visit portland japanese gardens. stay tuned for updates in my future vids

**Lindz** · Posted On: 3/03/2010 8:41pm

Um anyone else get the impresssion that if he ever managed to talk to a girl he'd be the kind of guy who invites them out for coffee and never gives a straight answer wether it's a date or just 2 friends hanging out?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 3/03/2010 8:46pm

Originally Posted by Lindz

Um anyone else get the impresssion that if he ever managed to talk to a girl he'd be the kind of guy who invites them out for coffee and never gives a straight answer wether it's a date or just 2 friends hanging out?

If he invited a girl in for coffee after a night out, he'd offer her a plastic garden chair to sit in, then go make her a cup of coffee.

Then he'd bring the coffee through, sit down on the other plastic garden chair and start talking to her about Ninjutsu and his idealized version of Japanese culture.

Also - ninja camping camp will present the opportunity to eliminate a significant proportion of the people who are fucking up America in a single precision airstrike. Shame that Choson, Dux and Kim won't be there.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/03/2010 9:32pm

Originally Posted by Lindz

Um anyone else get the impresssion that if he ever managed to talk to a girl he'd be the kind of guy who invites them out for coffee and never gives a straight answer wether it's a date or just 2 friends hanging out?

You're clearly wrong, because he'd never talk to a girl without giving a credit card number. It's just not in his stars (poor chi vortex.)

**jkdbuck76** · Posted On: 3/03/2010 10:52pm

Originally Posted by shaolin pimp

I hope mountainous gets raped by a bear!

Reminded me of:

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 3/04/2010 12:34am

Look at 9:15 in, he has two photos with Jordan, but the problem is Jordan doesn't even know it. Holy ****!

YouTube- MICHAEL JORDAN HALL OF FAME INDUCTION TRIBUTE VIDEO

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 3/04/2010 12:55am

Originally Posted by jkdbuck76

Reminded me of:

Oh man, imagine "Faster Chain Punching Solutions With Bear Rape!". Angry forest carnivores certainly have teh d34dl3y.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 3/04/2010 2:46am

Originally Posted by tgace

Pay close attention to a few of the Certificates on his wall....where have you seen those "brand" of certs before???

Hmmmm....

Screen captured for the write-up

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/04/2010 7:22am

Isn't there a way to get his larping mountainous ass over on the forum? It needs to be done.

(Quick, somebody tell him there's a twinkie eating contest, and winner gets carboard samurai armor.)