Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/16/2011 5:26pm

no, not at all. a month ago i beat a 320 lbs grappler in an open weight division (i was at 225). anybody who knows me IRL would laugh at the idea that i'm a dick tucker. i just like having the record straight.

**Lindz** · Posted On: 5/16/2011 9:49pm

Originally Posted by STB'A

Shut your mouth when you chew.

**stray_bullet** · Posted On: 5/16/2011 10:33pm

No matter how down on yourself you are you will feel REALLY good about yourself after watching that. Reminds me of a family reunion.

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 5/16/2011 11:12pm

Originally Posted by STB'A

did i just waste 4 minutes watching jason stork make love to a chinese buffet?

I just did the same thing.
What a fat-ass family.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/17/2011 6:04am

i can do some buffet sex myself, but jesus christ.... i wondered why he was so fat while being so active.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 5/17/2011 6:47am

Originally Posted by stray_bullet

No matter how down on yourself you are you will feel REALLY good about yourself after watching that.

For all the wrong reasons.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 5/17/2011 7:05am

Say what you want about his LARPtastic LARPage, that fucker brings teh d34d133 to a buffet table. He makes Jon Pinnett look like Karen Carpenter once you stick a damp plate in his hands.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 5/17/2011 10:35am

Originally Posted by stray_bullet

No matter how down on yourself you are you will feel REALLY good about yourself after watching that. Reminds me of a family reunion.

I feel that way about most of his videos.

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 5/23/2011 8:59pm

Wow, he got some thing for his trigger and it's like a real .22 machine gun.
God I feel sorry for those mushroom hunters in the woods around him, they better take cover.

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 12:44am

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

Wow, he got some thing for his trigger and it's like a real .22 machine gun.
God I feel sorry for those mushroom hunters in the woods around him, they better take cover.

I didn't realize hand cranks were still offered on modern fire arms. Seems kind of hipsterish to me.