Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 1/19/2011 9:26pm

Originally Posted by Matt Phillips

So is this.

404ed, newfag.

**tgace** · Posted On: 1/19/2011 9:49pm

Originally Posted by Rock Ape

well, remember what he's using to demonstrate those "skills" with. That then puts a little perspective on what's going on, which is quite different from what he *thinks* he's doing in his head.

Both those pistols (one of them is clear plastic BTW) are "springers" meaning they only fire once and then need re-cocking. Both the M4 and AK47 are AEG (Auto Electric Guns) which don't have a physical charging/cocking mechanism, as soon as the magazine is inserted, the gun is ready to fire however, when Stork uses the M4 AEG you see him repeatedly racking the gun after each supposed 'transition'.

What this indicates is that he hasn't a clue about physical operation of the M4/AR platform or the immediate action drills performed on weapon failure - but why would he? Those are airsoft weapons and, he's pulling back on the charging handle simply because he thinks its cool.

If you study what he's doing with his airsoft weapons, then immediately look at what he does with the real rifle(s) he shoots, you'll instantly see a massive (negative) difference in his confidence and skills levels with such weapons.

Stork's just a big kid, a nerd who likes to play Ninja and Jarhead in his local forest. He's obviously someone very easily led and the person who has some responsibility/culpability in Stork's behaviour is of course that fat fucking idiot Ralph Severe. No doubt when Stork injures himself or worse still someone else with his antics, Severe will avoid association with Stork like a dose of the clap.

A gunshot or sword based incident is a mathematical certainty, the question isn't when, it's how badly the result will be.

Remember Stork has no formal training or qualification in what he does with shinken (live edged Japanese swords) He's openly admitted that he's created his own sword forms; his skill at arms is at best mediocre, and I doubt given Stork's personality, that he'd be man enough to go and get instruction in either (or both) rifle and pistol. My conclusion is that he'll injure himself or someone else with either a sword or other edged weapon or, the real weapons he shoots.

Exactly.

Stork is the classic "wannabe". He wants to be seen as a "warrior"/"operator". But he want's to be self-taught or taught via the internet by guys like Severe. That way the fantasy of skill can live on untested.

Actually learning the skills from a REAL instructor would mean finding out that everything that he has invested so much of himself in was wrong or noneffective.

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 1/19/2011 11:18pm

He's trying to pimp for advertisers.

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**Permalost** · Posted On: 1/20/2011 1:16am

Ha! United Cutlery recommendations!

**donoraen** · Posted On: 1/20/2011 1:30am

Originally Posted by CharlieWoopAss2

I would say when he reads this thread he cuts himself and bleeds ramen noodles. But a Karate man bleeds on the inside, not the outside. They don't show there weaknesses.

Is internal noodle bleeding just as dangerous as the regular kind?

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 1/20/2011 4:49pm

Originally Posted by Elemental Fist

Oh, it is Sho 'cause Sho said Sho.:smile:

Sho 'nuff.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 1/20/2011 8:31pm

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

He's trying to pimp for advertisers.

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I got mine for a dollar. It's nice considering it cost me a buck, but I'll be damned if that fucker won't keep an edge for more than a couple days.

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