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    Quote Originally Posted by Marc Spector View Post
    So, essentially, he is slowly filling up with ramen noodles. That explains the girth.
    Yeah, I mean, that is what all Ninja masters eat to be able to preform tEh D33dLy right?
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    A warrior is not just a person who fights. A true warrior is a scholar, artist, philosopher, fierece combatant, child molester and a spiritual / wise person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    You shut up, *****!

    MOUNTAINOUS is an ACTION MAN. And ACTION MEN don't have to explain their ACTION TACTICAL ACTION REFLEXES to n00bz liek j00.

    I BET U WUDN'T EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF A SUPER DUPER ACTION TACTICAL REAL GUN-TOTING ACTION MAN LIKE MOUNTAINOUS OR DANBOWENTV.

    I'm so gay for those guys that I became heterosexual again.

    You're right,

    I'm going to go put an airsoft shotgun in my mouth so that I can have the proper muscle memory when it comes time to perform the real act and end myself for real.

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    Don't forget to use both your rifle, then sidearm.

    Then MOTHERFUCKING ACTION RELOAD AND FIRE THAT **** AGAIN.

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    Time to break the hearts of more so-called "Ninjers":new_Llol:, Ninja film icon Sho Kosugi says that those people who publicly claim to teach the way of the ninjas are master BS'rs aka lying frauds.

    http://www.movieweb.com/movie/ninja-...sugi-interview

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turrry View Post
    It's about as useful as Mountainous' "Fire one round from assault rifle and drop, un-holster side arm fire one round, dump magazine and replace and fine one more shot, then holster first side arm and remove yet another side arm to only fire one shot." maneuvers. :XXbazooka

    This guy is taking 10 seconds to fire 4 rounds. What on EARTH is that good for?
    well, remember what he's using to demonstrate those "skills" with. That then puts a little perspective on what's going on, which is quite different from what he *thinks* he's doing in his head.

    Both those pistols (one of them is clear plastic BTW) are "springers" meaning they only fire once and then need re-cocking. Both the M4 and AK47 are AEG (Auto Electric Guns) which don't have a physical charging/cocking mechanism, as soon as the magazine is inserted, the gun is ready to fire however, when Stork uses the M4 AEG you see him repeatedly racking the gun after each supposed 'transition'.

    What this indicates is that he hasn't a clue about physical operation of the M4/AR platform or the immediate action drills performed on weapon failure - but why would he? Those are airsoft weapons and, he's pulling back on the charging handle simply because he thinks its cool.

    If you study what he's doing with his airsoft weapons, then immediately look at what he does with the real rifle(s) he shoots, you'll instantly see a massive (negative) difference in his confidence and skills levels with such weapons.

    Stork's just a big kid, a nerd who likes to play Ninja and Jarhead in his local forest. He's obviously someone very easily led and the person who has some responsibility/culpability in Stork's behaviour is of course that fat fucking idiot Ralph Severe. No doubt when Stork injures himself or worse still someone else with his antics, Severe will avoid association with Stork like a dose of the clap.

    A gunshot or sword based incident is a mathematical certainty, the question isn't when, it's how badly the result will be.

    Remember Stork has no formal training or qualification in what he does with shinken (live edged Japanese swords) He's openly admitted that he's created his own sword forms; his skill at arms is at best mediocre, and I doubt given Stork's personality, that he'd be man enough to go and get instruction in either (or both) rifle and pistol. My conclusion is that he'll injure himself or someone else with either a sword or other edged weapon or, the real weapons he shoots.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    well, remember what he's using to demonstrate those "skills" with. That then puts a little perspective on what's going on, which is quite different from what he *thinks* he's doing in his head.

    Both those pistols (one of them is clear plastic BTW) are "springers" meaning they only fire once and then need re-cocking. Both the M4 and AK47 are AEG (Auto Electric Guns) which don't have a physical charging/cocking mechanism, as soon as the magazine is inserted, the gun is ready to fire however, when Stork uses the M4 AEG you see him repeatedly racking the gun after each supposed 'transition'.

    What this indicates is that he hasn't a clue about physical operation of the M4/AR platform or the immediate action drills performed on weapon failure - but why would he? Those are airsoft weapons and, he's pulling back on the charging handle simply because he thinks its cool.

    If you study what he's doing with his airsoft weapons, then immediately look at what he does with the real rifle(s) he shoots, you'll instantly see a massive (negative) difference in his confidence and skills levels with such weapons.

    Stork's just a big kid, a nerd who likes to play Ninja and Jarhead in his local forest. He's obviously someone very easily led and the person who has some responsibility/culpability in Stork's behaviour is of course that fat fucking idiot Ralph Severe. No doubt when Stork injures himself or worse still someone else with his antics, Severe will avoid association with Stork like a dose of the clap.

    A gunshot or sword based incident is a mathematical certainty, the question isn't when, it's how badly the result will be.

    Remember Stork has no formal training or qualification in what he does with shinken (live edged Japanese swords) He's openly admitted that he's created his own sword forms; his skill at arms is at best mediocre, and I doubt given Stork's personality, that he'd be man enough to go and get instruction in either (or both) rifle and pistol. My conclusion is that he'll injure himself or someone else with either a sword or other edged weapon or, the real weapons he shoots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental Fist View Post
    Time to break the hearts of more so-called "Ninjers":new_Llol:, Ninja film icon Sho Kosugi says that those people who publicly claim to teach the way of the ninjas are master BS'rs aka lying frauds.

    http://www.movieweb.com/movie/ninja-...sugi-interview
    Say it ain't Sho! :sad1:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marc Spector View Post
    Say it ain't Sho! :sad1:
    Oh, it is Sho 'cause Sho said Sho.:smile:

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