Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**CharlieWoopAss2** · Posted On: 11/19/2010 12:51pm

Originally Posted by arskanator

danbowentv, where stupidity is reality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moam3r5ausm

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**Shamash** · Posted On: 11/19/2010 2:38pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

I like the part where DanBo's wife bought every single object you see in that video.

Do we know absolutely that the woman in his video is indeed his wife?

if so it's astounding that he found a hot woman who would:
1. Pay for all his expenses and subsidize his expensive hobbies
2. marry him
3. have three kids with him including the embarassing names he gave them
4. Participate in his pretend time

Maybe the whole story about him having wife and kids is fictional. They look similar and i wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be his sister. They live in California where the price of living is astronomical. It wouldn't surprise me if babysitters in that state have a union and are paid $20 an hour so it might not be a severe burden for her to house Bowen if he looked after her three kids while she was gone.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 11/19/2010 4:21pm

Maybe she's just an oddball who's into the whole ninja thing. Crazier things have happened.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 11/19/2010 5:11pm

he found a hot chick that was into ninjas and guys with six pack abs.

danbo fits the bill......

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 11/19/2010 5:37pm

Originally Posted by STB'A

he found a hot chick that was into ninjas and guys with six pack abs.

danbo fits the bill......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00XW7YnOxbI

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 11/21/2010 2:22am

Originally Posted by Shamash

Do we know absolutely that the woman in his video is indeed his wife?

I recall Dan posting a link to an article in one of the California newspapers about him and it mentioned her and his kids. (Or maybe I just imagined that happened or it was fabricated, I dunno.)

But I don't think it's beyond the possibility that DanBo is just some *****-whipped "househusband" who got into the ninja thing to help stroke his own ego and desperately cling to a semblance of masculinity.

**jeffphansen77** · Posted On: 11/27/2010 8:18pm

Looks like Jason Stork is a big hit on Sniper's Hide forums too. Only 7 pages of love for him but good stuff nonetheless.

http://www.snipershide.com/forum/ubb...2148003&page=1

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 11/27/2010 8:56pm

snipershide looks like a kick ass site.

when i get some scratch together to buy a rifle, i'll probably start checking them out regularly.

**Lindz** · Posted On: 11/27/2010 9:02pm

Originally Posted by jeffphansen77

Looks like Jason Stork is a big hit on Sniper's Hide forums too. Only 7 pages of love for him but good stuff nonetheless.

http://www.snipershide.com/forum/ubb...2148003&page=1

omg RAAAAEEEGG why did I just read through 7 pages of the exact same **** as what's in this thread.

**** you. It's your fault I have no self control

**jeffphansen77** · Posted On: 11/27/2010 9:19pm

Originally Posted by Lindz

omg RAAAAEEEGG why did I just read through 7 pages of the exact same **** as what's in this thread.

**** you. It's your fault I have no self control

No sir, **** you for reading it way faster than me. I read one page, posted the link, & went back to finish. I suck. I'm glad that a shooter's forum has discovered the awesomeness that is Mountainous & little Danbo.

Danbo's feud with Phil Elmore has produced fun stuff on Phil's Youtube site & gotten me ragetrolled by Dan again. Good thing I have no life or I would miss all this goodness.