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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    The Danbo series and other similiar work Dan & Co have done might be enjoyable if they knew anything about stage fighting.

    Behold! I give you, two extremely unathletic nerds who put up a fight scene ten times more entertaining than anything that Danbo or Stork ever have.

    YouTube - Kickassia Episode 5: The Fall Of The Risen (Part 1)
    Dude, it's Team TGWTG, of course they're going to be more entertaining. That's just not even fair.

    This should do.

    YouTube - Worst Fight Scene Ever

    Wait... no, that one is still far superior to Danbo's video. Never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    There's a difference?
    Well yeah. If hee were a scientologist he wouldn't have nearly enough money left to support his larping.

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    The story continues.

    YouTube - DANBO (PREPARING FOR THE STORM)

    Here we see Danbo doing some knife training and having flashbacks about the general's sedcutive... *Holds down vomit* umm, the general's assassin. I don't know anyting about knife fighting so I can't bitch about that. I'll just bitch about everything else like always. Like about the fact that climbing to the highest possible point to wave pieces of metal around isn't the smartest thing to do DURING A THUNDERSTORM.

    Also: boring as hell.

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    #1: DanBo sucks with knives.
    #2: Whoever's unfinished house DanBo is fucking around in is probably gonna be pissed.
    #3: That whole "DanBo and some bitch" thing was not hot in any fashion of the word.
    #4: UZIS ARE NOT PISTOLS

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    #1: DanBo sucks with knives.
    #2: Whoever's unfinished house DanBo is fucking around in is probably gonna be pissed.
    #3: That whole "DanBo and some bitch" thing was not hot in any fashion of the word.
    #4: UZIS ARE NOT PISTOLS
    #5: DanBo will remain completely oblivious to points 1 through 4 until the day he dies.

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    Looks like Danbo hasn't ever learned any real knifework.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra View Post
    Looks like Danbo hasn't ever learned any real knifework.
    Or social skills.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simio de las Rocas View Post
    Or social skills.
    I'd say few people have both.

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    Danbo soft porn. I really could have lived my life happily without seeing that.

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    so, he goes into a construction site to get out of the rain, makes sense
    then he pulls out his rifle and chambers a round, umm... ok?
    then he poses with the rifle
    then he casually puts the rifle down and goes back out into the rain, but without his boonie hat, wtf?
    so, now we see him unsheathing a pair of knives and sneaking around like he knows someone is there, good, maybe some action!
    nope, he's playing benihanna chef.
    his knife kata gets worse.
    he starts having flashbacks about his rape fail
    the rape fail memories give him new vigor in his knife kata, to the point of kata-ing michael jackson style
    he then plays slip'n'slide with his knives (i guess as long as he isn't running with them it's ok, right?)
    finally, he's had enough, and it's time to ninja star the house (i hope the owners don't see this)
    now he goes back into the dry shelter he was in before, and comes right back out into the rain, walking back the way he came.

    did i mention it's still raining?

    sense, this video makes none
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