Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 2:50pm

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Where's the freaking Predator when you need him?

Probably in a tree overhead thinking "now that is one ugly ************".

Although fat ninjer is perfectly safe, as predators only hunt the worthy...

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 2:58pm

Originally Posted by Lu Tze

Probably in a tree overhead thinking "now that is one ugly ************".

Although fat ninjer is perfectly safe, as predators only hunt the worthy...

They also consider it unsporting to hunt the pregnant.

They're aliens. How are they supposed to know the difference? :XXsmoker:

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 3:29pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski_warfare

I'm having a very hard time believing mr. mountainous could handle a simple cross-country movement, let alone a full-blown disengagement on skis.

Also wondering why a deadly guerilla fighter would want to climb on an exposed mountaintop even if it means you get to snowboard down.

Maybe i'm not thinking TACTICALLY

Edit: While i am not exactly a military genius i do know my skis and how to move myself and heavy equipment over rough country with them

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 4:21pm

Originally Posted by illegalusername

I'm having a very hard time believing mr. mountainous could handle a simple cross-country movement, let alone a full-blown disengagement on skis.

Also wondering why a deadly guerilla fighter would want to climb on an exposed mountaintop even if it means you get to snowboard down.

Maybe i'm not thinking TACTICALLY

Edit: While i am not exactly a military genius i do know my skis and how to move myself and heavy equipment over rough country with them

My, you took that quite personal.

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 4:22pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

My, you took that quite personal.

We take our skis seriously around here good sir.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 5:53pm

Originally Posted by illegalusername

We take our skis seriously around here good sir.

Mountainous don' take kindly tah pepul who dun take der skiin all serius-like.

YouTube- Squeal Like A Pig (Deliverance)

**Monsieur** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 6:07pm

Someone should alert Werner Herzog of Mr. Mountainious existence. I think a documentary about him could be on par with "Grizzly Man".

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/28/2010 6:26pm

Originally Posted by Monsieur

Someone should alert Werner Herzog of Mr. Mountainious existence. I think a documentary about him could be on par with "Grizzly Man".

YouTube- Family Guy - The life and times of grizzly adams

**13ringinheat** · Posted On: 3/01/2010 2:14pm

Man check out his bag work i was totally wrong about this dude's skill and totally underestimated him. His bag works puts Manny Pacquiao to shame.

Infact he is soo fast that he has to slow mo the vid just so we can see the intricacies of his combo and try to keep pace with his blazing fast hand speed.

YouTube- 137-PUNCHING BAG DRILLS: 12 STEP ROUTINE

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 3/01/2010 2:49pm

Originally Posted by 13ringinheat

Man check out his bag work i was totally wrong about this dude's skill and totally underestimated him. His bag works puts Manny Pacquiao to shame.

Infact he is soo fast that he has to slow mo the vid just so we can see the intricacies of his combo and try to keep pace with his blazing fast hand speed.

YouTube- 137-PUNCHING BAG DRILLS: 12 STEP ROUTINE

You know, it would make my fucking day if Mountainous took the first step and admitted that he is powerless over LARPing - and that his life has become unmanageable. :eusa_clap