Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**Monsieur** · Posted On: 10/07/2010 9:52pm

Originally Posted by AGJ

but that cocksucker is talking ad sense & laughing all the way to the bank?

So... besides being a ninja, Jazon Storxx is basically a rich, gay guy who works in advertising?

**tideliar** · Posted On: 10/08/2010 8:45am

Originally Posted by AGJ

How do you stretch this discussion into 148 pages? I watched that video ( I wish I hadn't). I'm sure there's a lot of good virgin Mt.Hood ninja jokes in this thread, but that cocksucker is talking ad sense & laughing all the way to the bank? I wonder how many views & comments I could get on a video of someone unwrapping their 5,000$ blow up doll. Its no nintendo 64, but its porn is even more popular than ninjas believe it or not.

Shhhhh. Don't spoil the fun. After you've been here a while...you'll start to understand.

Now, it drinks its milk and eats its cookies and goes back to lurking before Simio does something...regrettable...

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 10/08/2010 11:25am

the soundtrack for this thread
YouTube - The Pink Mountaintops - I (****) Mountains

Sunglasses and weed optional

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 10/08/2010 2:44pm

Originally Posted by tideliar

Shhhhh. Don't spoil the fun. After you've been here a while...you'll start to understand.

Now, it drinks its milk and eats its cookies and goes back to lurking before Simio does something...regrettable...

I wouldn't regret it.

**tideliar** · Posted On: 10/08/2010 3:41pm

Neither would we, but n00b might >:)

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 10/08/2010 11:22pm

Originally Posted by AGJ

How do you stretch this discussion into 148 pages? I watched that video ( I wish I hadn't). I'm sure there's a lot of good virgin Mt.Hood ninja jokes in this thread, but that cocksucker is talking ad sense & laughing all the way to the bank? I wonder how many views & comments I could get on a video of someone unwrapping their 5,000$ blow up doll. Its no nintendo 64, but its porn is even more popular than ninjas believe it or not.

Are you Zach Stork in disguise? :gwbdance:

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 10/10/2010 10:34am

Love the comments, I sure hope the snow falls soon to see him shoot his M4 while snowboarding

kissrdbc
21 hours ago
coll bro i like your video i think you be good both tactical ninja combat tactic i tick for you specnaos force use there ski as weapon too snow bording an shot use all of tick as you can my bro thumb up

kissrdbc 21 hours ago
17 hours ago

@kissrdbc i will be snowboarding in this shooting targets in vids with my m4. thanks

and:

MOUNTAINOUS
17 hours ago

@DanBowenTV thanks dan i figured you would love this one. wait till i am in the snow at zig zag with river when there is just 6 inches and beginning of winter. and i hike in and now my feet will be dry in my white vans snowboard boots. snowboarding down mt like this with m4 shoooting targets and riding and throw knive while riding. angles from hell. ride close to cam and shoot the m4. i am going of this winter snowboard, ninja, tactical you name it lol. thanks again dan.

YouTube - 173-SHINOBI AND TACTICAL TRAINING VIDEOS COMING THIS WINTER

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/10/2010 11:51am

Do you think he goes to bed at night wearing his white shinobi shozoku inside-out to make it snow?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 10/10/2010 11:57am

This is gradating from sad, to really sad, to outright pathetic. He needs to discover coke and hookers, before his next b-day. Oregon bullies, ASSEMBLE!!!

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/10/2010 12:31pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

This is gradating from sad, to really sad, to outright pathetic. He needs to discover coke and hookers, before his next b-day. Oregon bullies, ASSEMBLE!!!

How about we introduce him and his fans to basic literacy.