Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

[Arskanator]

400,000 missing Soviets? Did y'all eat them or something?

Considering how poorly the army was fed, that might not be too far fetched.

My grabdpa once told me that during the war it wasn't unusual at all that they'd march 100 kilometres between meals. Meals that were usually pea soup, with a handfull of peas in every 50 litres of soup.

What do you guys think, how long would Stork or Severe keep up with a diet like that?

[helmutlvx]

(retracted. Badly done fat joke. Let's try again.)

MOUNTAINOUS and Severe are fat. So then... they wouldn't diet at all. Because they keep their ninjer powers in their belly.

That one was funny. Right?

[Rock Ape]

No.

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[Lebell]

Definately not funny.

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Yeah, use a gas mask without the filter, dumbass. Also, when you know that the enemy is going to use chemical/bio weapons, it's reeeally smart to show that much skin.

I hear that you only want to put your gas mask on when you know specifically what kinds of weapons you'll be exposed to, because some types of gasses you'd rather not have your mask. For example, vomit gas can make your abdominal muscles convulse hard enough to projectile vomit 10 feet, and it can go right through a gas mask. If you happen to be wearing a mask at the time, you'd better rip it off real quick or you'll drown in your own vomit. But I've never been in the military or anything and my info is from questionable anarchist literature.

[Arskanator]

I hear that you only want to put your gas mask on when you know specifically what kinds of weapons you'll be exposed to, because some types of gasses you'd rather not have your mask. For example, vomit gas can make your abdominal muscles convulse hard enough to projectile vomit 10 feet, and it can go right through a gas mask. If you happen to be wearing a mask at the time, you'd better rip it off real quick or you'll drown in your own vomit. But I've never been in the military or anything and my info is from questionable anarchist literature.

Well there are some gasses that go trough a gas mask, like carbon monoxide, but this is the first time I've heard of "vomit gas". Then again, humans are so creative when it comes to killing each other that it's not impossible.

[WhiteShark]

I predict Mountainous' next video is him being rapped by Bigfoot. Those luscious curves can't keep bouncing through the forests of the Pacific Northwest without attracting an amorous Sasquatch.

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Well there are some gasses that go trough a gas mask, like carbon monoxide, but this is the first time I've heard of "vomit gas". Then again, humans are so creative when it comes to killing each other that it's not impossible.

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[Arskanator]

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[Monsieur]