Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/14/2010 12:48am

colt .35 and half a zig zag, we kinda got what we need
we can go to the mountain after dark, and smoke some parsley
as the oregano burns we can take our turns, singing dumb ninjer songs
tell all the chunners they're doin it wrong
like bruce lee movies from hong kong

i said roll roll roll your ass
with yo finger on the trigger
shootin my pecker off in oregon
now im a dickless ninjer

**Shamash** · Posted On: 7/14/2010 10:07am

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

I can't wait to see what comes out on Thursday, says he has new equipment to show. Will it be one of those cool flashlights that you can change the lenses on? Or maybe it will be a salen bag and he will show you how to rehydrate yourself through an IV.

He is getting a semi auto 12 gauge on thursday.

Edit: He has a new video out where he continue's his search for "danbo". Apparently he resurfaced after his defeat in the forest of retribution. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1y0MBfeBY

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 7/14/2010 12:23pm

wow, such a larper with his new uniform. If only the grenades were real.

**tgace** · Posted On: 7/14/2010 6:41pm

That damn beret (that he is wearing one in the field and HOW he wears it) just irks the hell out of me for some reason.

The half-assed cammo job with the white ears/back of head, not to mention his hands..is just damn funny.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/15/2010 12:54am

the fact that he doesn't know how to flatten his nose, raise his eye sockets, and glare/patterns out of his face with his face camo speaks volumes.

and goddamnit, that was a good afroman parody i did, somebody give me some kudos for it!

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 7/15/2010 1:01am

Originally Posted by STB'A

and goddamnit, that was a good afroman parody i did, somebody give me some kudos for it!

I lol'd
+1

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 7/15/2010 1:02am

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servl...&v=lf1y0MBfeBY

WOW, he is gonna shoot his nuts off. Or a camper near by.

thanks i get my real shotgun and pistol tomorrow. with 2 magazines for my drop leg. real gun in my drop leg soon in the vids. more wild stuff ahead stay tuned. i do love the tiger stripe

**Shamash** · Posted On: 7/17/2010 7:17am

Comments from his most recent Danbo video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1y0MBfeBY

"MOUNTAINOUS
11 hours ago @kabutoishin i just did a ninja vid doing bojutsu lately. did you see it. unreal bo kata at the end in full shinobi gear. i am getting realistic. swords and shuriken are **** compared to a machine gun. a kid with no talent will kill a skilled samurai. all bujinkan do guns too you just dont see it much. i am training for real life. if this country goes to **** and our economy you can throw shuriken all day and it dont do ****. one needs gas masks and guns and tons of ammo. it is a reality.
MOUNTAINOUS 11 hours ago FatGuyWithAKatana
2 days ago that blaze orange suppressor will give you away in the woods i think.
FatGuyWithAKatana 2 days ago MOUNTAINOUS
2 days ago @FatGuyWithAKatana that is ok. i will have my new 12 guage semi automatic shotgun and my pistol colt .35 which is almost just like a colt 45. with two magazines. new vids i will use my real rifle and shotgun and real pistol. it is about to get real fun on mt hood
MOUNTAINOUS 2 days ago"

I wonder what prompted the change from being a ninja to being rambo. I know he got the idea from Ralph Severe but I bet something else happened. Since he recieved the guns on thursday, I'm suprised he doesn't already have a new vid showing off his new shotgun and pistol. He was extremely quick in putting up a video when he got his .22lr. Maybe he already had an accidental discharge.