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    Quote Originally Posted by tgace View Post
    Just sayin...

    Mr. Stork works as a chef at the Timberline Lodge. The one from "The Shining".



    Heeeeeres JASON!!!
    It would be great if he did...but...he does not work at Timberline Lodge. He works at a different restaurant on the way to Timberline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    Words cannot explain what this video is about.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JcvGZZ69DA
    Can someone explain why he has to look in 3 directions before re-holstering his bb gun? Who's going to run up and prevent that? "NO JASON YOU FUCKNUTS!!! DONT YOU FUCKING DARE REHOLSTER THAT FUCKING GUN OR A BEAR WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER!!!" Seriously...

    Better question, why did I spent a minute and a half watching that... I could have spent that time better looking at porn, online shopping, scratching that itch between my thigh and my balls...

    Damn you all.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Watching this kind of stuff is oddly addictive...
    Like scratching at stitches from a dog bite...even though it's infected and should really get looked at and touching it at all is really the last thing you should be doing. The swelling makes it so itchy! You just want to grate on it with a wood rasp!! Then you stop and think "What, am I crazy? I'm just making it worse, it'll never heal at this rate," but seconds later you're at it again. Then gangrene...
    (these vids are like that)

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    Eh. We do train to do a 360 check before re-holstering, but like everything else he looks like he is doing a homemade version of it.

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    In other news~
    Ninja Attack!
    (and a guy mentioning the same article in a comical way)
    This was probably not perpetrated by Mountainous (too young, wrong place, etc.) but is nonetheless interesting - perhaps he is one of the hoards of Mountainous worshippers commenting on his youtube page.

    I like the line near the end:
    ["The police are confident this is an isolated incident and there is no one else doing this," he said. "We did send a message to parents saying a student was assaulted and there is a suspect."] O RLY?

    I thought about sending the journalist and the comedian a link to this thread... but I'm busy procrastinating right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle_craw View Post
    It would be great if he did...but...he does not work at Timberline Lodge. He works at a different restaurant on the way to Timberline.
    That's one of my biggest disappointments since the Junior Prom...

    :llorar:

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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle_craw View Post
    It would be great if he did...but...he does not work at Timberline Lodge. He works at a different restaurant on the way to Timberline.
    Even in that. He fails.

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    You gotta laugh about how much of a swing he puts into his right arm as he goes to the cross-draw.

    Fucking 'tard.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    it's a shame he's 37 instead of 27. if he was younger he could join the nat. guard, get real training and see just how bogus his "tactical hand to hand" is.

    EDIT: he would also learn quick fast and in a hurry to not wear badges you didn't earn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    it's a shame he's 37 instead of 27. if he was younger he could join the nat. guard, get real training and see just how bogus his "tactical hand to hand" is.

    EDIT: he would also learn quick fast and in a hurry to not wear badges you didn't earn.
    I found a badge Jason has earned. He may have to share it with Earth Dragon / White Rabbit:



    It even comes in an assortment of fashion colors...

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