Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 2:54pm

You guys need to be real careful. He really knows what he's doing. Didn't you see the way he unzipped his tent? Didn't the fold up chair and wood table give it away? This guy is a Ninjers nightmare!:qleft1:
Tent zipping and unzipping quietly in a tactical environment is key to not being found! There is plenty of room in a rucksack for the fold up chair and wooden table. Only SpecOps can carry all that. The fact that he was in an SUV was just a cover. YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:01pm

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

YouTube- 160-CAMPING, TACTICAL GEAR, WOODLAND SURVIVAL, FIREARMS RAMBO STYLE

Had he farted? is that why he was wearing his resp?

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:05pm

Yes, inside the tent, for killing mosquitoes, and possible enemies. Didn't you see what he was eating? Special Forces Secret Darpa CIA FBI Homeland Security Standard Issue T-Rats MREs. That stuff is literally a biological weapon. :qtank:

**Siniq** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:20pm

Most tactical tent zipping ever?

**Krotsberg** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:22pm

Originally Posted by Siniq

Most tactical tent zipping ever?

Tactical water filtering as well.

**Siniq** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:28pm

Originally Posted by Krotsberg

Tactical water filtering as well.

Ah yes, that was very tactical and so was the whole playing with bright lights/objects.

Bet after he masters these tactics he's going after his atche nemesiss - virginity! TAN TAN TAAAAAAAA!

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:29pm

Oh absolutely. This is serious tech here people. It's obvious that this guy can shoot a testicle off a gnat at 100 meters, and stay hydrated. The combat rolls were flawless. The ant colony destroyed in the process of that roll is depressing. I'll get over it. :suicide:

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 7:42pm

i'm just very very glad that there are so few people out there who have earned an arrowhead and special forces tab. as long as he stays around mt. hood he wont run into any of them that might want to "show him the error of his ways".

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 8:40am

I suppose it's not much worse than his impersonating a member of a feudal military of another country.

At least he is into something that might get him arrested, thus potentially protecting the gene pool in the event he ever does gain the power to defeat the nemesis to which Siniq was referring (shudder)*

Furthermore, at least he is fully clothed - unlike his buddy Dan~ whew.. time for eye surgery again.

http://www.youtube.com/v/G3gonQspyr0

Poor nature...