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    You guys need to be real careful. He really knows what he's doing. Didn't you see the way he unzipped his tent? Didn't the fold up chair and wood table give it away? This guy is a Ninjers nightmare!:qleft1:
    Tent zipping and unzipping quietly in a tactical environment is key to not being found! There is plenty of room in a rucksack for the fold up chair and wooden table. Only SpecOps can carry all that. The fact that he was in an SUV was just a cover. YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!

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    Had he farted? is that why he was wearing his resp?
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

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  3. #1023

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    Yes, inside the tent, for killing mosquitoes, and possible enemies. Didn't you see what he was eating? Special Forces Secret Darpa CIA FBI Homeland Security Standard Issue T-Rats MREs. That stuff is literally a biological weapon. :qtank:

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    Most tactical tent zipping ever?
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siniq View Post
    Most tactical tent zipping ever?
    Tactical water filtering as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krotsberg View Post
    Tactical water filtering as well.
    Ah yes, that was very tactical and so was the whole playing with bright lights/objects.

    Bet after he masters these tactics he's going after his atche nemesiss - virginity! TAN TAN TAAAAAAAA!
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

  7. #1027

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    Oh absolutely. This is serious tech here people. It's obvious that this guy can shoot a testicle off a gnat at 100 meters, and stay hydrated. The combat rolls were flawless. The ant colony destroyed in the process of that roll is depressing. I'll get over it. :suicide:

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    i'm just very very glad that there are so few people out there who have earned an arrowhead and special forces tab. as long as he stays around mt. hood he wont run into any of them that might want to "show him the error of his ways".
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    I suppose it's not much worse than his impersonating a member of a feudal military of another country.

    At least he is into something that might get him arrested, thus potentially protecting the gene pool in the event he ever does gain the power to defeat the nemesis to which Siniq was referring (shudder)*

    Furthermore, at least he is fully clothed - unlike his buddy Dan~ whew.. time for eye surgery again.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/G3gonQspyr0

    Poor nature...
    Last edited by Mr. Loobner; 6/26/2010 8:53am at .

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    I'd rather watch Boxxy than Danbo and Mountainous combined.
    Somehow less brain hemmorhaging.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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