Mountainous Ninja Nerdiness

**tideliar** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 9:00am

Originally Posted by White Kimbo

usually those chicks have awesome bush. you just don't see that anymore. and a 70s porno bush is a terrible thing to waste.

Damn fucking straight. That separates the men from the boys. Never mind "no grass on the field, play in the mud"...if you don't need a machete and flashlight you're missing out on good 70s porno bush.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 9:52am

Originally Posted by tideliar

He's 37! are you fucking shitting me!

Holy ****, all this time I figured he was late 20s, very early thirties at most.

Motherfuck. 37 and a virgin and running round the woods with his bamboo flute playing toy soldier.

Damn.

Honestly I am surprised. I assumed the same age-wise.

**tideliar** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 11:44am

I guess LARPing is LARPing, but it seems worse...somehow...37 *and* living with mom, buying toys and LARPing.

Ho hum. it's a big old world though, and he certainly looks he's having more fun than me stuck in an air conditioned office under florescent light LOL

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 2:29pm

Originally Posted by tideliar

I guess LARPing is LARPing, but it seems worse...somehow...37 *and* living with mom, buying toys and LARPing.

Ho hum. it's a big old world though, and he certainly looks he's having more fun than me stuck in an air conditioned office under florescent light LOL

You can have some fun too Doc! Start this way at work: finish every sentence with, "In accordance with the prophecy"
Your coworkers will go ape ****! For more fun, Google the Skippy List and take it from there.:binkybaby Nothing better than sophmoric humor!

**tideliar** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 3:37pm

That, Sir, is full so of fucking WIN I can smell it.

However, I am the only English-as-a-first language in my immediate team (not counting my assistant), so I fear 95% of my jokes, gags, japes and general tomfoolery is lost. And it is such a waste. Such a waste.

I will, however, be going for a pint after work (first beer in 10 days...I am drooling at the thought...), and I shall use it down the pub. The bartender has a similar sense of humor to mine, so it could turn into a fucking vaudevillian gag reel.

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 3:39pm

Sweeet, have fun. Where you at?

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/24/2010 5:00pm

As the director of my department, I generally tend to finish every sentence with "Or else," just as a matter of course. Recommending Euthanasia as a solution to most problems used to be habitual as well, but the project manager told me someone might take that seriously in the health-care field, so I had to curb that one. Still good for meetings, though. Emails ending with commands to commit seppuku are also regarded with confusion.

I'm in the same boat as tideliar with the English language issue. All my local staff understand it, but don't really get it. Hence the daily forum lurking.

Have a nice day - or else! :icon_fara