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    Quote Originally Posted by wushurichard View Post
    so this is still going on?????

    you do realise jason will not stop doing what he is doign for you people dont you?

    or is this going to fall on deaf ears
    Relax Dick, Jason won't go ninjerin' folks that don't need no ninjerin' :ninjadanc

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    the reason he's getting guns from his dad is that his dad is hella old and is divying up a massive gun collection as a "pre-will". stork said that as a kid he wasn't into guns, so he's only learning now. personally, i feel a lot better about him doing this than going out and buying a barret .50 or a semi auto AK47, or a tactifag .223.

    i still think if he keeps doing "tactical" work with guns, he's gonna shoot his pecker off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    i still think if he keeps doing "tactical" work with guns, he's gonna shoot his pecker off.
    That would be an almost anatomical imposibility given that his gut would get in the way of his micro-peni
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Stiglitz View Post
    That would be an almost anatomical imposibility given that his gut would get in the way of his micro-peni
    I would assume this would be true for handguns, but high-velocity rounds might solve that issue by simply passing through that marshmallowish obstruction.

    I think what really protects him is probably the size of the target - a de-peckering hit seems like a statistically remote possibility.

    Perhaps saying so would be a low-blow, but there are certain assumptions that can be made based upon the tendency of human body parts to atrophy with disuse over time. At 37+, that is a lot of disuse.

    I suppose one might argue that solo-flights occur, but then we would have to refer back to the known factors of his job and the obvious fact of the vast amount of resources expended on his anachronistic arsenal and costumes (not counting the duct tape yoroi set). He would be unable to afford things like lotion or kleenex.

    ...ew. What a bizarre tangent... I apologize.

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    He's 37! are you fucking shitting me!

    Holy ****, all this time I figured he was late 20s, very early thirties at most.

    Motherfuck. 37 and a virgin and running round the woods with his bamboo flute playing toy soldier.

    Damn.

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    Yep. Pretty sad. ...And now we have guns.
    His Kung-Fu Panda awesomeness is practically limitless.

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    honestly, my biggest fear, is that he's going to do something stupid with a gun and shoot some outdoors granola hippy oregonian who was just trying to smoke a fatty doob in the woods.

    usually those chicks have awesome bush. you just don't see that anymore. and a 70s porno bush is a terrible thing to waste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    a 70s porno bush is a terrible thing.
    FTFY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindz View Post
    FTFY.
    you're retarded.

    if it doesn't look like my beard, it ain't ****.
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