Fight Quest: Wing Chun

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:10am

^^^
pretty much.

although he has had one funny line:

No BS Martial Arts - View Single Post - homeo and his little flying bird punches of love

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:18am

Originally Posted by homeo

you seem quite sure of yourself, Mr. Gezere. Care to pressure test your skills in live, hard sparring against a resisting opponent?

I think his idea of "pressure testing" and yours are totally different.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:21am

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

Not in the same way you "pressure tested" your "technique" on a pinata......but we can't all be HOMeOs

DAMNIT! 3 minutes in Photoshop and I got beat to the punchline.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:26am

No damnit Fritz, that was well fucking worth it. Pushups + 1 little green friend.

**selfcritical** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:29am

Originally Posted by Hesperus

And what would've happened if a knock-out had been scored on a non-Chun technique? Would they really declare the unconscious one the winner?

I imagine that it'd be a no-contest, like knocking a guy out with a knee on the ground in MMA, or slamming a guy with a leg trip in a greco match. I may not like the ruleset, but that doesn't make it unfair.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:35am

It's not about the rule set because the moves from the other guy looked just as much like Chi Sao as the boxer. There wasn't 1 block, or anything like that. So clearly the judging was arbitrary, and therefore unfair.

**ignatzami** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 11:47am

Originally Posted by Gezere

At the WC kwoon I attended in college they constantly said how X is better against boxing and Y would beat a boxer, etc. I offered to test these because I was a boxer!!!!!! We started with Sifu having me throw a punch and he would try to show the techniques. I say try because unlike a demo no boxer throws a punch and leaves their arm out there. So he told me to leave it out ther. I did. After showing everything I said OK now lets see it work. For some reason he thought he showed me it worked. When I came at him like I was going to hit him, still pulled my punches because no gloves, nothing worked.

Before I left SMA we would do some light sparring Thursday nights after class. One evening I was sparring with a gent and he was using the traditional WC guard and throwing this flurry of ugly hooks at me. I did the only thing I could think to do.

I punched him in the nose with a right cross.

He got so pissed.

**Hesperus** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 1:17pm

Originally Posted by selfcritical

I imagine that it'd be a no-contest, like knocking a guy out with a knee on the ground in MMA, or slamming a guy with a leg trip in a greco match.

That former's definitely a DQ, and I assume the latter would be at least a foul.

**G-Off** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 5:42pm

Originally Posted by homeo

you seem quite sure of yourself, Mr. Gezere. Care to pressure test your skills in live, hard sparring against a resisting opponent?

That's pretty funny. Is that a challenge I hear?

Asia's competition thread - No BS Martial Arts

**SoylentNinja** · Posted On: 3/05/2009 5:51pm

Hey hom(e)o's is back! Have you ran out of those paper mache dolls that you 'practice' your 'chun' on?

On topic now. I think it goes to show you how deep the rabbit hole goes for some of those wing chun practitioners. They are shown in real time that their system just doesn't work and they say, on a televised program, what amounts too 'No fair he is actually fighting us!!'

Sad real sad. Kinda like hom(e)o here