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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagg View Post
    That's sad. Horrible moniker, and having 10 fights with only 6 unique oppenents.
    "Yeah sure, I'll take the fight, he beat my ass twice in the last two months, but I got him this time!"

    At least it looks like he came to his senses and hung it up.
    What is even more fascinating is that after detailed scientific* analysis of the time it takes for him to lose, it can be shown that if he were to fight for two more fights, that he would be beaten before the bell even rings!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpaLumpa View Post
    One of the members of Und1sputed Team Hurricane Awesome fought this guy who is on a 16 fight losing streak.
    I am pretty sure this is the same guy here:

    http://www.havasunews.com/slideshows...bscare/ss.html

    Looks like the losing streak isn't confined to the cage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BSDaemon View Post
    What is even more fascinating is that after detailed scientific* analysis of the time it takes for him to lose, it can be shown that if he were to fight for two more fights, that he would be beaten before the bell even rings!
    Alas that I have no cool chart, but to contribute in, my own humble, chartless manner: only 3 of the dude's opponents have ever beaten anyone else. Yes, Mr. Ho Bag was the ONLY win for the majority of his opponents.

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    ...how can people be this bad at...anything?

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    ...how can people be this bad at...anything?
    I think a lot of guys who have losing records like that are just doing it for the money.

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    I thin Upa miscounted. It would appear Stacy Hakes has only lost 12 times in a row. I think you skipped over a win between loss 4 and loss 5. He does have a total of 16 asswhoopins served up to him though.
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    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno View Post
    I thin Upa miscounted. It would appear Stacy Hakes has only lost 12 times in a row. I think you skipped over a win between loss 4 and loss 5. He does have a total of 16 asswhoopins served up to him though.
    YouTube - Ray Elbe wins cagefight during Lake Havasu Spring Break

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hesperus View Post
    ...how can people be this bad at...anything?
    Um ... you guys realize there are some people who are brought in to lose, right?

    I don't mean the fights are fixed, but the matches pretty much follow the expected outcome. Sometimes, fate decides a little differently, however.

    What do you think a "tune up fight" means? Let's face it, if you aren't in with the right gym, trainer, manager, and/or promoter, you may eventually become known as a "journeyman" in the fight game. It doesn't make you a bad fighter.


    Heck, our own JLau was brought in to lose to Jens Pulver. It didn't quite work out that way.
    Last edited by Tom Kagan; 3/03/2009 6:26pm at .
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

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    Heres a lil update on one of the amazingly HORRIBLE fighters

    http://www.cagepotato.com/innocent-u...ld-molestation

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    If you go to the interview they had with him you can see some of his fights.
    Wow.
    No heart in lionheart.

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