Shogun of Long Island
Posted On:1/06/2004 10:16pm
DEAR PUNY MEN, GIRLIE MEN, AND MEN WHO EAT QUICHE,
I have noticed that once again, many of you have decided to come to the gymnasium for a new year's n00b resolution. we are glad that you have decided to try to pump up your puny twigs of arm and leg, but please be putting the weight back on the rack and not leaving them on the bar. otherwise we cannot tell if you are finished, and no one wants to move your ****. your mommy is not there to clean up after you anymore.
failure to do so will anger KROM my god, and will result in me having to shove my foot up your collective asses!!! the gymnasium is a temple of the body, treat it with respect.
Posted On:1/06/2004 10:31pm
Style: Mauy Thai
Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I MADE A FUNNY!
"ARGH SURF NINJAS *implodes* " the cruel fate of Stold3
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:1/06/2004 10:37pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
DEAR ENORMOUSLY HAIRY DISGUSTING JEWBACCAS
I REALIZE THAT REMOVING YOUR UNDERPANTS IN THE LOCKER ROOM IS SOMETIMES UNAVOIDABLE (ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T ACTUALLY COME TO THE GYM TO EXERCISE BUT RATHER FURIOUSLY JERK IT ALL OVER THE PILATES MATS AS YOU WATCH THE 15-YEAR OLD HOTTIES SHAKE THAT MOON PIE ON THE ELIPTICAL) BUT THE NONETHELESS I FEEL IT NEEDS TO BE POINTED OUT THAT THERE IS NO GODDAMNED REASON FOR YOU TO CONSTANTLY WALK THE PERIMETER OF THE LOCKER ROOM WEARING NOTHING BUT YOUR BACK HAIR AND GRUESOMELY DISFIGURED SENSE OF SELF ESTEEM
YOU HORRIBLE DISGUSTING FUCKS.
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Posted On:1/06/2004 10:43pm
Style: Okinowan Shuri
Damn why do I have an urge to type
"Quit yer whinin and pump some iron"
Last edited by Sharlintier; 1/06/2004 11:17pm at .
Posted On:1/06/2004 11:21pm
well, turnabout is fair play!
it amazes me that i have a catchphrase that is well-known enough to be used against me!
Posted On:1/06/2004 11:33pm
of course my complaining in this case is justified because it's tempered by the threat to shove my foot up someone's ass.
The man they call FoM
Posted On:1/06/2004 11:44pm
Quit the iron and start your whinin'
The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
Posted On:1/07/2004 12:19am
It's still whinin
nuthin' ta f*ck with
Posted On:1/07/2004 2:40am
Style: MT/SUB GRAPPLING
(spoken in my best Ahnold voice)
Yah, good one Jenfucious.
These puny little girlie men are probably the type that push the grocery cart for their girlfriend with the man-flab hanging from thier arms.
Maybe we tie their butflaps to two trees and use them for a human slingshot.
Last edited by Moleculo; 1/07/2004 2:43am at .
Posted On:1/07/2004 3:30am
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