Martial art sayings

[Ninnong]

Question: What are your thoughts when facing an opponent?
Bruce: There is no opponent.
Question: Why is that?
Bruce: Because the word ''l'' does not exist.
A good fight should be like a small play...but played seriously. When the opponent expands, l contract. When he contracts, l expand. And when there is an opportunity... l do not hit...it hits all by itself (shows his fist).
Any technique, however worthy and desirable, becomes a disease when the mind is obsessed with it.
Not a quote per say but I still liked it.

[Neo Sigma]

My coach to a guy who'd done kung fu a few years back, and couldn't get over calling him "master" instead of "coach"-

"You want a master, go to an S&M club. I'm the guy who's here to teach you how to kick ass."

[Gezere]

"THAT WAS TOTALLY NINJA!!!" -"Duchess" of ISIS

"I'm gonna tell you want I'm gonna do. I going to rip off your ears, shove them up your rear SO YOU CAN HEAR ME KICKING YOUR ASS!!!" -forgot where I heard that but I used to scream it at privates for years.

[daishi]

Quote from Sterling Archer.....nice.

[jkdbuck76]

If you learn kuksoolwon to defend yourself, then you will be beaten like a Sunday morning boner in a real fight. --Me.

[senseipookie]

"but Sensei, that's not a legal point"
"No, but it hurts like hell, doesn't it?"

[ADM]

"THAT WAS TOTALLY NINJA!!!" -"Duchess" of ISIS

"I'm gonna tell you want I'm gonna do. I going to rip off your ears, shove them up your rear SO YOU CAN HEAR ME KICKING YOUR ASS!!!" -forgot where I heard that but I used to scream it at privates for years.

That was Moe off the Simpsons if I'm not mistaken.

I got one but it's probably already been written (but **** going through all of that).

"I block with my face" - Mega Man.

[DdlR]

…there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him.

- Mark Twain

[sunsetsamurai]

Martial arts is the language of pain

pain is weakness leaving he body

act boldly and unforseen forces will come to your aid

pain is inevitable, suffering is optional

genious is an infinite capacity for enduring pain

[The yes.]

Martial Arts is letting your anger be like a monkey in a piñata...hoping the kids wont break it open and take all the candy *cough* cough...!