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    Advanced guard pass (good for competitions too!)

    Now there's a technique you don't see every day:

    http://www.grapplearts.com/Advanced-Guard-Pass.htm

    Apparently, most BJJ competitors are at real risk from this technique, since they
    love trophies! This is t3h d34dly...

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    I lol'ed a little

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    Bwahahahahahahaha!
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    oldie but goodie
    Quote Originally Posted by OnceLost View Post
    Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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    Omega has an ultimate guard pass that I swear to all things has never ever failed.

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    A true classic, but it is difficult to pull off no gi especially because you have to use a sword or belt. Also the medal variation seems way slicker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naszir View Post
    A true classic, but it is difficult to pull off no gi especially because you have to use a sword or belt. Also the medal variation seems way slicker.
    In a no gi variation, put your hand in the front of your shorts, start rubbing your nether region, and make a delicious smile directed at your opponent. That should do the trick...

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    I steal my opponent's peach.

    Works every time.

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    That was surprising
    good find

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    checking the oil might work

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